Bad names are so much more fun than good ones.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

From the New Arrivals page of the Hamilton Medical Center in Georgia...

Boys...

Ethan Dietrich Neckien (This name makes me go :\.)
Daimion Seth
Miles Deakon (Why the Kreative K?! WHY.)
Kylan Bryll (Bryll Cream?)
Braylon TaeShawn
Tyler Riley Butch
Tripp Gavyn
Austyn Jace
Tanan Dice
Corbin Floyd (This just makes me laugh. It's such an old man name.)
Oriel
Knowledge Terek Ali
Davayde Ladiel
Christ (That's bold.)
Jason Bocephus (Hank Williams Jr. fans, I'd assume.)

Girls...

Jelleny
Brylee Jane
Jerilee Taliyah (I hope her last name is Lewis.)
Sarah Jaleece Belle
McCall Nicanora (Someone's mommy reads too many magazines.)
Addisyn Kynlee
Amberleigh Braylynn
Garrison Elise (Garrison? Really?)
Abigail Gizelle (Okay, I'm not the only person that's putting way too much emphasis on the "jizz" part of her middle name, am I?)
Teagan Madison Rayne (Should have named her Tryndee Trihndeigh Trenndi.)
Jenevy Zuhel
Aspen Journey
Llanna Dalila (Lalalalala.)
Larkyn Kenzie
Savannah Jorja (I kid you not. Savannah Jorja. Savannah, Georgia. I guess the figured the real spelling would be too obvious.)

There were three names I actually liked on here:

Maggie Kate (cute)
Victoria Rose (pretty)
Henry Alexander (masculine without being GUNNER or EARNHARDT or BLAZE STEEL MANMEAT HULKCRUNCH)

Comments

[lovablemess.livejournal.com]

Oy.
I've got to find out how to look at new arrivals at my local hospitals. I have a feeling that the names would be pretty uneventful, though.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

My mom sends me some from my hometown once in a while. It's usually something like, "Sissy Jane Mae Bobbie Sue Crystal Gayle LeAnne Alan Jackson Hatfield."

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

I love you.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

I feel that. Thank you. :)

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Headdesk Bryll Jelleny! I love it!

[coolteamblt.livejournal.com]

God I hate the name Giselle. It sounds like Gizz and a gazelle ran into each other. Also, Abigail Gizelle sounds too matchy to me.

As I live near Aspen, Colorado, the phrase Aspen Journey is hilarious. Aspen Journey? Oh, it's about ninety minutes!

Davayde? Jelleny? Ouch.

Extra funny is Tyler Riley Butch. Tyler and Riley are okay, but boring. Tacking Butch on makes it extra-southern!

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

I'm a big fan of "Jenevy." It's like Mom and Dad liked Genevieve, but didn't know how to spell it, so they were all, Jena Genno Jeni - "oh, fuck this" - and wrote down something that sounded like it.

[coolteamblt.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, Genevieve! I was pronouncing it Ja-NAVY. I have issues spelling it too, so I just wouldn't use it.

[ladydiddymus.livejournal.com]

I secretly love the name Giselle because I immediately think of the ballet and then the Victorias Secret model.

[ladydiddymus.livejournal.com]

BLAZE STEEL MANMEAT HULKCRUNCH
bahahahahaha

yeah, all those names are pretty disgusting. Addisyn Kynlee and
Amberleigh Braylynn make me particularly nauseated.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Where did people get the idea that "Bray" - something a donkey does - makes an attractive syllable in a name?

[ladydiddymus.livejournal.com]

maybe at the same time that they made up the "let's see who can give their kid the most double letters in their name" game.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

I do too, and some of them were reallyreally ugly newborns to boot. Poor little McCall NicaNora was dressed adorably and looked like she'd be a cutie, but wow, what an awful name.

[widgetchick.livejournal.com]

Tyler Riley Butch ?????????

Are you kidding me?? It's not secret that I hate the name Tyler, especially for a boy. I guess BUTCH is supposed to clarify that it's a boy?? Or is that a last name that got thrown into the mix?

Amberleigh Braylynn? Whatever.

LOL "jizz"

Llanna Dalilia lalalala is right.

And I like Victoria Rose and Henry Alexander. I like the simple names of Kings and Princes. (My son is Alexander Phillip).

Savannah Jorja. I love the name Savannah. If my son was a girl we would have named her that. But... wtf??? JORJA?

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

That's actually the second time I've seen the name spelled like that (Jorja). I want to be diplomatic and say it's a Nordic name, but I don't think so.

I have no idea how Butch goes in there. "Tyler Riley" is bad enough by itself (I keep saying "Tylee Rilee!" to myself), but Butch jacks everything all up.

[pythianlegume7.livejournal.com]

Haha. Your commentary is gold! My favorite is Knowledge. Actually, Christ. Hahahaha. Or Savannah Jorga. I don't know.

You are awsome.

[solagirl.livejournal.com]

OMG! I went to high school with Pryssy Vagynia Peytal Kaaiyeelyealeiygha Hulkcrunch...do you think she could be related to Blaze Steel? I think she did have a cousin she called B.S. for short.

Good God. I guess if everyone starts naming their children like this it will be the Elizabeths, Jennifers and James and Roberts that will get teased for normalcy.

I have always wondered what Christ's middle name was. I guess we'll never know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___heyvanity/]

They're... all... so awful.

[mountain-nest.livejournal.com]

ROFL @ BLAZE STEEL MANMEAT HULKCRUNCH XD

totally adding bryll to my name list...a little dab'll do ya!

[glassteapot.livejournal.com]

Knowledge is at least a pleasant change from all the Manmeat Hulkcrunch's.:p

*is still sniggering over Hulkcrunch*

Jenevy Zuhel... guh-nuh-vuh-zuh-huh?

[polly-purebred.livejournal.com]

I plan on LOLing to BLAZE STEEL MANMEAT HULKCRUNCH for the rest of the day.
Thank you. =)

[jordle.livejournal.com]

Aspen Journey? Are they kidding? I don't think there was one name on that list that I could half stand (except Abigail). They're really really terrible!

Savannah Jorja BWAH!!

[so-there.livejournal.com]

Ethan Dietrich Neckien

omg! someone used Dietrich! :)
a little to rhymey with Ethan though.

[sloane-hd.livejournal.com]

ouch my poor brain.

Knowledge Terek Ali God I hope he turns out to be clever.

Oriel
I guess Obi Wan was taken.

Ethan Dietrich Neckien Must be German.

Davayde Ladiel Sounds like some kind of car, like aston martin. Hey did you get a new car? Yeah we got a Davayde Ladiel. It fits.