Bad names are so much more fun than good ones.

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From the New Arrivals page of the Hamilton Medical Center in Georgia...

Boys...

Ethan Dietrich Neckien (This name makes me go :\.)
Daimion Seth
Miles Deakon (Why the Kreative K?! WHY.)
Kylan Bryll (Bryll Cream?)
Braylon TaeShawn
Tyler Riley Butch
Tripp Gavyn
Austyn Jace
Tanan Dice
Corbin Floyd (This just makes me laugh. It's such an old man name.)
Oriel
Knowledge Terek Ali
Davayde Ladiel
Christ (That's bold.)
Jason Bocephus (Hank Williams Jr. fans, I'd assume.)

Girls...

Jelleny
Brylee Jane
Jerilee Taliyah (I hope her last name is Lewis.)
Sarah Jaleece Belle
McCall Nicanora (Someone's mommy reads too many magazines.)
Addisyn Kynlee
Amberleigh Braylynn
Garrison Elise (Garrison? Really?)
Abigail Gizelle (Okay, I'm not the only person that's putting way too much emphasis on the "jizz" part of her middle name, am I?)
Teagan Madison Rayne (Should have named her Tryndee Trihndeigh Trenndi.)
Jenevy Zuhel
Aspen Journey
Llanna Dalila (Lalalalala.)
Larkyn Kenzie
Savannah Jorja (I kid you not. Savannah Jorja. Savannah, Georgia. I guess the figured the real spelling would be too obvious.)

There were three names I actually liked on here:

Maggie Kate (cute)
Victoria Rose (pretty)
Henry Alexander (masculine without being GUNNER or EARNHARDT or BLAZE STEEL MANMEAT HULKCRUNCH)