Horrific Names, Really

[sayga.livejournal.com]

http://www.babycenter.com/refcap/pregnancy/babynaming/1459673.html

These names are supposed to be "truly inspired"? How about truly insane!

Bles'Id
God'Iss (I know this is supposed to be a capital i, but this name just looks like Godless to me)
Myr'Acle
Se'Heira
Achilles
Hermes (right, he'd get called Herpes as soon as the students had their first sex ed/health class)
Banana
Peapod (are we naming CHILDREN here??)
Beans
Pickle
Jelly (my sister's CAT's name)
Cashew
Gherkin (i don't even know where to begin!)
Tigger
Chrysler
Butterball (if you call your unborn baby this, fine. but that name needs to stay in the uterus and not be brought into the real world)
Espn
Ce'Qwoia (this one shows up twice on that website; I bet one of the editors made it up and thinks it really rocks)

I hope no one ACTUALLY reads this page and ACTUALLY uses their suggestions. Really, I hope it was an April Fools joke that they forgot to take off their site.

Comments

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, my lord.

I HOPE the editor who put that page together was laughing his/her ass off, because there are maybe three decent names on the entire list.

I also hope nobody finds that page and decides Myr'Acle Pickle is exactly the right name for their little one. *shudder*