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Snagged these REAL names from a hospital website. Most of them make me want to cry. Why do people hate the english language/real names so much these days?

- Maverick Brodie
- Olliver Ezekiel
- Prestley Lake
- Addilyn
- Infinity Lynn
- Mahlonna Joy
- Rylan Ann
- Bennett (girl)
- Maikylah Arianna
- Tayt
- Bladen Kyle
- Ava Loaine
- Charlee & Delanee (twin girls)
- Killian
- Aeriyanna Jen'ae
- Efah Evan
- Gunner Keuron
- Kandlyn
- Syriana
- Aliviah
- Brynley
- Niall John
- Taylynn
- Aynsliey
- Naudia Ann
- Zada Lynn
- Kadence Graceland
- Alexiyah
- Berit (girl)
- Blaze (boy)
- Braiden/Brannin/Brayden/Breyden/Brevianna
- Candis
- Fox Chakotay
- Genesis Sharon
- Jalen Lucio
- Jania Serenidy
- Kalinda
- Kiah Jerico
- Kriene
- Kirin Skye
- Messiah Ayla
- Nathanyael Zion
- Shaelin Nikol
- Tayler/Taylr/Trayten/Tayton/Torhi/Treighton
- Zydre Alvin

No, there are no typos. Pretty much all of them are caucasian.

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oh my....

FOX!!! Yes! Somebody's an X-Files fan, I bet.

Haha, I thought the same thing.

And a Trekkie to boot, it seems -- Chakotay was a major character on Star Trek: Voyager.

yeah thats what i noticed too

Oh, man...

Addilyn, Aeriyanna Jen'ae, Kandlyn, Kadence Graceland, Alexiyah and Serenidy (it's bad enough as Serenity!) stand out as particular bad to me, but man....that's quite the list. It's like every single thing I hate about most of the names that are popular/trendy now.

I'm now naming my child Shiloh Zahara Graceland Maddox Prestley (I have to show I'm not going to copy the Presley's, ya know?). My child will be the Goddess of Angelina & Elvis. And you know you love those names, don't lie.

THAT is the most beautiful name EVER!!

I think you should name the next one Pilot Moxie Apple Moses Annystyn

It's gorgeous!

Dude, I'm so going after Fifi Trixeebelle Suri Lyrix Coco Satchel Federlynn. It's SO beautiful. It just rolls off the tongue so wonderfully. If I have twins, I'll definitely have to take your idea on that name.

If I have a boy, it MUST be Romeo Dweezil Rocco Phoenix Chanel. It's so precious.

LOL at all of you.

My child shall be named Jaielynne Apple Starla Lennon Aeriyanna.

Yikes.

Waaaaay to many k's and y's...

ouch... i'm getting a migraine

some of these are horrid, but i like Genesis, Brayden, Brynley, and Rylan

I like Ava, Gunner (but Gunnar) and Killian (but Cillian).
And ha ha my best friend used to date a guy named Blaze when we were in high school. His mother was named Sapphire. My friend went with a group of friends on a road trip to a concert and caught him fucking her friend's girlfriend when she unexpectedly returned early to the hotel.
down with all Blazes!

I like Ava too. It's the middle name I can't really comprehend.. or pronounce. Gunnar reminds me too much of the Nelsons or w/e that long haired twinset was in the 80's.. clearly it doesnt remind me of them THAT much lol. I'd much rather have a Cillian than a Killian.. it seems like with Killian you're just setting him up for something awful.

Aeriyanna, Alexiyah, Chakotay, Zydre, and Nathanyael all make my eyes burn in particular.

LMAO. ayone calls their kids any of the crazy names posted avove, i'll give you a million pounds for being ace! i have it to spare lol...

I actually like:

Niall John (the original Gaelic spelling of Neil, possibly meaning "champion" or "cloud" according to:
http://www.behindthename.com/php/search.php?terms=Niall&nmd=n&gender=both&operator=or so pretty real).

Jalen Lucio- again I like the meaning, Jalen is possibly a variant of Galen, meaning calm-
http://www.behindthename.com/php/search.php?terms=Jalen&nmd=n&gender=both&operator=or Lucio means light. Calm light.

Jania- I like the meaning http://www.babynamesworld.com/meaning_of_Jania.html
Also I'm so glad for her sake that this is her first name not Serenidy.

I did get a headache going through that list though...

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