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[blush.livejournal.com]

Snagged these REAL names from a hospital website. Most of them make me want to cry. Why do people hate the english language/real names so much these days?



- Maverick Brodie
- Olliver Ezekiel
- Prestley Lake
- Addilyn
- Infinity Lynn
- Mahlonna Joy
- Rylan Ann
- Bennett (girl)
- Maikylah Arianna
- Tayt
- Bladen Kyle
- Ava Loaine
- Charlee & Delanee (twin girls)
- Killian
- Aeriyanna Jen'ae
- Efah Evan
- Gunner Keuron
- Kandlyn
- Syriana
- Aliviah
- Brynley
- Niall John
- Taylynn
- Aynsliey
- Naudia Ann
- Zada Lynn
- Kadence Graceland
- Alexiyah
- Berit (girl)
- Blaze (boy)
- Braiden/Brannin/Brayden/Breyden/Brevianna
- Candis
- Fox Chakotay
- Genesis Sharon
- Jalen Lucio
- Jania Serenidy
- Kalinda
- Kiah Jerico
- Kriene
- Kirin Skye
- Messiah Ayla
- Nathanyael Zion
- Shaelin Nikol
- Tayler/Taylr/Trayten/Tayton/Torhi/Treighton
- Zydre Alvin

No, there are no typos. Pretty much all of them are caucasian.

Comments

[feelslike-2day.livejournal.com]

oh my....

[p-inkjeans.livejournal.com]

FOX!!! Yes! Somebody's an X-Files fan, I bet.

[kuyamu.livejournal.com]

Haha, I thought the same thing.

[shortlived.livejournal.com]

And a Trekkie to boot, it seems -- Chakotay was a major character on Star Trek: Voyager.

[opalfirefly.livejournal.com]

yeah thats what i noticed too

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

Oh, man...

Addilyn, Aeriyanna Jen'ae, Kandlyn, Kadence Graceland, Alexiyah and Serenidy (it's bad enough as Serenity!) stand out as particular bad to me, but man....that's quite the list. It's like every single thing I hate about most of the names that are popular/trendy now.

[kristin.livejournal.com]

I'm now naming my child Shiloh Zahara Graceland Maddox Prestley (I have to show I'm not going to copy the Presley's, ya know?). My child will be the Goddess of Angelina & Elvis. And you know you love those names, don't lie.

[heyitsrebecca.livejournal.com]

THAT is the most beautiful name EVER!!

I think you should name the next one Pilot Moxie Apple Moses Annystyn

It's gorgeous!

[kristin.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm so going after Fifi Trixeebelle Suri Lyrix Coco Satchel Federlynn. It's SO beautiful. It just rolls off the tongue so wonderfully. If I have twins, I'll definitely have to take your idea on that name.

If I have a boy, it MUST be Romeo Dweezil Rocco Phoenix Chanel. It's so precious.

[queen-mab.livejournal.com]

LOL at all of you.

My child shall be named Jaielynne Apple Starla Lennon Aeriyanna.

[darabelle.livejournal.com]

Yikes.

[tinylittlestars.livejournal.com]

Waaaaay to many k's and y's...

[krosp.livejournal.com]

ouch... i'm getting a migraine

[opalfirefly.livejournal.com]

some of these are horrid, but i like Genesis, Brayden, Brynley, and Rylan

[miss-tee.livejournal.com]

I like Ava, Gunner (but Gunnar) and Killian (but Cillian).
And ha ha my best friend used to date a guy named Blaze when we were in high school. His mother was named Sapphire. My friend went with a group of friends on a road trip to a concert and caught him fucking her friend's girlfriend when she unexpectedly returned early to the hotel.
down with all Blazes!

[blush.livejournal.com]

I like Ava too. It's the middle name I can't really comprehend.. or pronounce. Gunnar reminds me too much of the Nelsons or w/e that long haired twinset was in the 80's.. clearly it doesnt remind me of them THAT much lol. I'd much rather have a Cillian than a Killian.. it seems like with Killian you're just setting him up for something awful.

[queen-mab.livejournal.com]

Aeriyanna, Alexiyah, Chakotay, Zydre, and Nathanyael all make my eyes burn in particular.

[anapology.livejournal.com]

LMAO. ayone calls their kids any of the crazy names posted avove, i'll give you a million pounds for being ace! i have it to spare lol...

[purple-gaze.livejournal.com]

I actually like:

Niall John (the original Gaelic spelling of Neil, possibly meaning "champion" or "cloud" according to:
http://www.behindthename.com/php/search.php?terms=Niall&nmd=n&gender=both&operator=or so pretty real).

Jalen Lucio- again I like the meaning, Jalen is possibly a variant of Galen, meaning calm-
http://www.behindthename.com/php/search.php?terms=Jalen&nmd=n&gender=both&operator=or Lucio means light. Calm light.

Jania- I like the meaning http://www.babynamesworld.com/meaning_of_Jania.html
Also I'm so glad for her sake that this is her first name not Serenidy.

I did get a headache going through that list though...