Worst names in College Football

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A friend of a friend on Facebook had these "Worst Names In College Football" posted... it made me laugh:

Godspower 
Gelo Orange
JaQuaylin
Mister
Darqueze
Waynelle
DeJazz
Furious
Wonderful
Philipkeith
Covaughn
Jadevevon
Yourhighness 
Barkevious 
A’Trey-U
Asian
Bronterrious
Sirgregory
Konockus

Comments

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

I'll be over here in the corner, rocking gently in the fetal position and telling myself that these aren't real.

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Well, one of them isn't! Jadevevon should be Jadeveon, I'm pretty sure.

That comforts you, right?

Tremendously? No?

I tried. ;)

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

*resumes rocking back and forth and mumbling*