Worst names in College Football

[politicking.livejournal.com]

A friend of a friend on Facebook had these "Worst Names In College Football" posted... it made me laugh:

Godspower 
Gelo Orange
JaQuaylin
Mister
Darqueze
Waynelle
DeJazz
Furious
Wonderful
Philipkeith
Covaughn
Jadevevon
Yourhighness 
Barkevious 
A’Trey-U
Asian
Bronterrious
Sirgregory
Konockus

Comments

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

I cracked up at these. They remind me of some of the made-up names on Madden '11.

[vanish.livejournal.com]

Asian -- Just in case you weren't sure what generic ethnic group he'd fall into?

Furious and Wonderful sound like the first emotions either of the parents must have felt upon their kids' arrivals. :[

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

I'll be over here in the corner, rocking gently in the fetal position and telling myself that these aren't real.

[http://users.livejournal.com/--stillframe--/]

Well, one of them isn't! Jadevevon should be Jadeveon, I'm pretty sure.

That comforts you, right?

Tremendously? No?

I tried. ;)

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

*resumes rocking back and forth and mumbling*

[aislincalum.livejournal.com]

When I told the Mr. about "Godspower", his first reaction was "That has to be made up. People don't do that to their children." OH YES THEY DO.

[fellclutch.livejournal.com]

Bronterrious makes me think of Brontosaurus.