oh my gosh

[lilith-gypsy.livejournal.com]

worst name evar

Ophelia June Whipple.

she's Ophelia Whipple. Feela Nipple. I cannot believe my ex named her daughter this. She obviously didn't think about the baby's father's name. Not to mention Ophelia is a terrible cursed name to begin with.

Comments

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

I'm usually the person who finds the most offensive nick out of a possible name, but I think "Feel ya nipple" is a really huge stretch. And though it is the name of a tragic character, sorry to say that most of the world probably doesn't know Shakespeare well enough to point out that the kid is somehow doomed.

I think overall it's a pretty name and well done.