Local announcements

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Only one of our local hospitals still has an open list of birth announcements. The rest are all password protected. Darn internet privacy! Anyway, these are the more interesting ones. I italicized my worst offenders.

Carol (You don't see many Carols being born these days. Mom is also Carol!)
Kaylee Joy
Kasselynn-Kelly Eric Arlena (OMG, what? The Eric threw me off, but this child is female.)
Cassius Wesley
Cordellia Adelynne
Aurora Jade
X'Athan Michael (Is this pronounced like Nathan with a Z? Your guess is as good as mine.)
Ja'nylia Marie
Miranda Jean
Brinleigh Izabella
Nikolas Vincent (Mom is Madison. Interesting that the Madisons are old enough to have kids now.)
Bijou Garcia Westianna (Both are middle names.)
Valentina (No middle name.)
Paris Rose
Harper Lee (Female)
Emmalene Mae
Tiffany Kay (Let's not bring back Tiffany)
Oceane Lizbeth
Alivia Grace (No. Oh, helllll no!)
Zabian (No middle name)
Ryder Paul
Shelby Rae (This should be said in a Southern accent.)
Lahela Keikilani (Mom is Jenny. Hm.)
Carmella Eve
Jazlyn Marcel
Juzanae Briell
Ryott Strong (Most punk rock name ever? Very sad.)
Kaidyn Grayce (Y overload. It would have been better as Kaydyn)
Charlye Rose (Female)
Domenick Andrew
Cohlston Paul
Aniiya Nicole (Two i's. Not a typo!)
Shayana Mae
Te'Kayla Laresse
Scotlyn Kayaan
Addy Jolyn
Airabella Elizabeth
Grayling Robert
Temprence Paige
Zavion Valentino
Sarayah Marie Grace
Laaoina Laanice (Oh my.)
Blayke Christopher Lee (I hate this spelling.)
Ivey'Ahna Shy'mere (The a'pos'troph'es!!!)
Marilena Sarilys
Adysyn Lynne
Zhakya Marie

Comments

[ladyfuzzums.livejournal.com]

HAH, that is funny because when I first saw the name I immediately thought of an annoying yappy little white dog. Go figure.