http://requiem-morrow.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] requiem-morrow.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] babynames2010-04-01 06:20 pm

Once upon a time...


..there was a daddy named Allan and a mommy named Constance. They had a son named Allan Jr. They also had a daughter....Shatonjala Altrease

[identity profile] in_excelsis_dea.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Aliens. Or a lobotomy. Those are the only feasible reasons I could come up with for naming a child that.

[identity profile] mia-verita.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
O_o

[identity profile] fellclutch.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
What the...?

I'm running out of responses for all of the craptastic names.

[identity profile] beepandetch.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
WTF. All I see is Shat-on-jala. SHAT ON. As in the past tense of being shit on.

[identity profile] lizziey.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
This. So much this.

April Fools joke, yes? PLEASE YES???

*wimpers(

[identity profile] lizziey.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
DDDDDDDDD:

Poor girls. :(

[identity profile] jordle.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
That was my first reaction 0_o

[identity profile] soapfaerie.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
lmfao you're so right.
fangirlism: (Default)

[personal profile] fangirlism 2010-04-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I must be the only one who read that as "Shuh-tong-juhluh".

[identity profile] fleckerbug.livejournal.com 2010-04-03 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yah, likely, since there's no g in there.

[identity profile] arbus.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
oh. yes. of course thats the daughters name.

[identity profile] nandy-pandy.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping her name would be a play on Constance. Even Not Very Constant would have been better!

[identity profile] sarahness.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
lol shat

[identity profile] spaceandclouds.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
I keep wondering where the emphasis lies with that name, but no matter how I pronounce it, it still sounds awful!

[identity profile] waitingonsunday.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That was going to be my first guess.

[identity profile] aftondays.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Whooooooa.

[identity profile] cremepuff.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like they combined Angela with...I don't know what else. Wow.

[identity profile] fleckerbug.livejournal.com 2010-04-03 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Shit.

I accidentally shatonjala.

[identity profile] arrien.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
omg.

is it pron Shuh-TON-juh-luh? o_O

[identity profile] fleckerbug.livejournal.com 2010-04-03 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Good god.. I thought this was a birth announcement and was thinking it was entirely too cutesie for me. ;)

Perhaps the dad picked the boy's name and the mom picked the girl's? Or they lost a bet? Please?