Once upon a time...

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

..there was a daddy named Allan and a mommy named Constance. They had a son named Allan Jr. They also had a daughter....Shatonjala Altrease

Comments

[in_excelsis_dea.livejournal.com]

Aliens. Or a lobotomy. Those are the only feasible reasons I could come up with for naming a child that.

[mia-verita.livejournal.com]

O_o

[fellclutch.livejournal.com]

What the...?

I'm running out of responses for all of the craptastic names.

[beepandetch.livejournal.com]

WTF. All I see is Shat-on-jala. SHAT ON. As in the past tense of being shit on.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

This. So much this.

April Fools joke, yes? PLEASE YES???

*wimpers(

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

I wish it was lol. She's sixteen. I figure its shat on jaylah or shat on hala, cuz we're from Texas and j's can be h's. Either way, all I see is shat on.

Also came across a girl named Sadrea Pea.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDD:

Poor girls. :(

[jordle.livejournal.com]

That was my first reaction 0_o

[soapfaerie.livejournal.com]

lmfao you're so right.

[fangirlism]

I must be the only one who read that as "Shuh-tong-juhluh".

[fleckerbug.livejournal.com]

Yah, likely, since there's no g in there.

[arbus.livejournal.com]

oh. yes. of course thats the daughters name.

[nandy-pandy.livejournal.com]

I was hoping her name would be a play on Constance. Even Not Very Constant would have been better!

[sarahness.livejournal.com]

lol shat

[spaceandclouds.livejournal.com]

I keep wondering where the emphasis lies with that name, but no matter how I pronounce it, it still sounds awful!

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

That was going to be my first guess.

[aftondays.livejournal.com]

Whooooooa.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

It's like they combined Angela with...I don't know what else. Wow.

[fleckerbug.livejournal.com]

Shit.

I accidentally shatonjala.

[arrien.livejournal.com]

omg.

is it pron Shuh-TON-juh-luh? o_O

[fleckerbug.livejournal.com]

Good god.. I thought this was a birth announcement and was thinking it was entirely too cutesie for me. ;)

Perhaps the dad picked the boy's name and the mom picked the girl's? Or they lost a bet? Please?