I hope this is a joke

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

from textsfromlastnight
(914): There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone

know any really bads names of people you actually know?

Tron
Timberly

Comments

[forthemorrow.livejournal.com]

Dash? ZOMG. That's it, as soon as ? appear in names, that's ground zero in human stupidity. Tar? Tarquestionmark. Hahaha. XD Oy. I can't really think of worse. ! maybe. @. * Or maybe just musical scores in lieu of a name. LOL!

[pinkslit.livejournal.com]

There is a really large family that lives near my mother, the Massies. They're youngest son is named Justin. That's fine until you hear his middle name....Other. So he's Justin Other Massie, like Just Another Massie.

[wolfbane.livejournal.com]

Other? Wow, that's really, really bad.

[cielamara.livejournal.com]

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

it doesn't say its false thought!
but most likely not a legit TFLN

[schexyschteve.livejournal.com]

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

it doesn't say its false though! i think someone just made it up on TFLN though.

[schexyschteve.livejournal.com]

I think a lot of the stuff on those sites (TFLN, MLIA, FML, etc.) is made up.

[go-away-finchel.livejournal.com]

i once knew a child named amarijuana. this is not a joke. she went by mari.

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

omg. that is so bad. my former dealer named his daughter mary jane. at least that is cute. and only funny to those of us who knew him back in the day.

[lustdumpster.livejournal.com]

there was a girl named micole in the grade above mine from kindergarten to eighth grade. like nicole, but with an m. there's no way it was a typo in the yearbook all those years.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

Ew. I met a Nichelle once. They should be sisters.

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

i know a Nichelle, too!!

[mommyaubrey.livejournal.com]

i know someone with the middle name Nichelle lol

[frost.livejournal.com]

I knew a Nichelle in middle school. She was lovely, but her name -always-bothered me. =/

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

not as bad as nichelle. unless that was her sister!

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

Lyke, OMG, did u hear about the twins Orangejello and Lemonjello?!?!?! Lololol!1!!!!1

[ohhvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

omg and nosmo king?!

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

i remember those being false. didn't remember this one.
i also added 2 names of people i actually know in case you didn't notice.

[ohhvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

I think you need a nap or something, in case you didn't notice.

I was joking with the commenter above me, you seem kind of cranky.

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

yeah. i feel like hell. that was meant for her actually! stupid threads not behaving how i thought.

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

lyke lol (b)

[mommaalli.livejournal.com]

That rumor has been floating around the internet for a while. Though I'm sure there's someone out there with that name. gah.

[kaoriz.livejournal.com]

It's a well-know urban legend in this community!

BESIDES THAT, yay 914!!! Represent!

[sunshinefleur.livejournal.com]

worst name I've ever encountered was Tamberlee...I used to think it was Tambourine until I saw it spelled out. ugh.

[classiestkid.livejournal.com]

Desarhea (like Desiree)

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

(like diarrhea)

[soundofbusiness.livejournal.com]

Timberly was Gerald's little sister in "Hey Arnold!"

[frost.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's right! I forgot about that, haha. ^^

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

Yeah that urban legend has been posted here a few times.

Tron and Timberly are pretty bad.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

The first few come from my father-in-law, who was a teacher in the 70's and 80's.

Smonomo (emphasis on the first syllable)--and this wasn't an urban legend, he actually bragged that his mother took the letters from a No Smoking Sign and switched them around.

Vagina (but pronounced like Virginia)--her mother misspelled it on the birth certificate and no one thought to correct her.

Shitonya--pronounced Shuh-TAWN-yuh, but it certainly looks like something else, doesn't it?

Aquanetta

English

Also saw a sibset that was named entirely after their father, Henry. The boy was Henrik, one of the girls was Henrika, and I can't remember the other girl's name, but it was definitely a "variation" on Henry.

[frost.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! Omg, Shitonya made me laugh! XDDD

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

I saw that, too, and whether they made it up or not, I laughed at the texter's reaction.

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

And I just missed an opportunity to be all like OMG YOUR ICON, I LOVE IT, which is what I think every time I see you post here.

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

haha

[mossmade.livejournal.com]

I went to school with a girl named Penny Candy.
She changed it as soon as she could.

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

oh that poor girl.
i know a penny lane. how cute is that?

[limelilac.livejournal.com]

Harry Ball, D-On-A, Holly Wood, Candy Kahne, Brock Lee

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

i'm reading that one as dashonasha