Yay for butchering names!

[nothingtolose19.livejournal.com]

I work at Dairy Queen, and today I happened to see two interesting names on cake orders:

Chilo and Jewelia.

I was looking at Chilo going ... 'Chi-lo? WTF?' Then I thought about Shiloh .. and I was like ... no way. But yes, the mom came in and when she got the cake, she pronounced the name with an 'sh' sound.

For Jewelia, I just saw the cake order, but I'm assuming it's a butchering of the name Julia. As a Julianne, it made me do a severe D: face. I'm just hoping that it's a spelling some little kid wants, and not how the name is actually spelled.

Comments

[kilobites.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Chilo is just awful. My partner and I plan on using Shiloh when we have kids (as a middle name) so that especially looks bad to me.

Jewelia doesn't work for me. I know that it would be pronounced similarly to Julia but I keep seeing "Jew-ELL-ee-uh".

[nothingtolose19.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean! Some people call me Jules (well, that's how I would spell it) but then they spell it like Jewels. Makes no sense to me. But I digress :P

[kilobites.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah. Even though I know Jules and Jewels are pretty much pronounced the same, I just can't see them the same when they're in a name if that makes any sense.

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

oh then I'm not the only one!

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Chilo is funny to me, because it's the word for "kilo" in italian (pronounced as kilo too).

Jewelia makes me want to read it Jew-EL-ee-ah, but I guess you're right that it's "Julia"

[kilobites.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend said the same thing about Chilo.

[anodetonoone.livejournal.com]

haha. People spell my name Jewlia sometimes as a joke...cuz I'm Julia and Jewish...but, that's just awful as a real name

[velkoria.livejournal.com]

Ch and Sh do NOT make the same sound... same as Jew and Ju... people... they make me sad.

[julia-michelle.livejournal.com]

Oh god. As a Julia I am seriously horrified by the spelling of that name! That's just so unbelievably gross and tacky! :(

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

those are terrible!

[relevancedenied.livejournal.com]

oh man, i work at dairy queen. i need to start paying attention to the cake orders.