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May. 27th, 2006 06:39 pmWe got our yearbooks yesterday, and today I went through it looking for odd names...
Those are just some of them. Is it suddenly cool to not only A) give your child an atrocious name, but also B) Spell it obviously wrong? No! It's not cool. Geez.
Grayseigh Gold- (Gray... Gold? I'm sure that's what they were going for. Colors.)
Canibal Kluck- (*laughs* Hannibal is bad enough, but CANIBAL! Eek.)
Flowur Magnolia- (*blink* No comment.)
Sinthieuh Gregg- (Cynthia? I guess kre8yvity is important?)
Lewci Hummble- (Lucy. Luci. Lucie, even, and that's taking it far. But Lewci?!)
Pepsi Martin- (I bet she has a sister named Coke, and another named Pepper)
Jew Russe- (Russe is the French word for Russian, isn't it? Maybe he's part Russian, part Jewish?)
Hehvan Org- (Sounds like you're describing an orgasm. "It was pure heaven.")
And trust me... there were more.
Canibal Kluck- (*laughs* Hannibal is bad enough, but CANIBAL! Eek.)
Flowur Magnolia- (*blink* No comment.)
Sinthieuh Gregg- (Cynthia? I guess kre8yvity is important?)
Lewci Hummble- (Lucy. Luci. Lucie, even, and that's taking it far. But Lewci?!)
Pepsi Martin- (I bet she has a sister named Coke, and another named Pepper)
Jew Russe- (Russe is the French word for Russian, isn't it? Maybe he's part Russian, part Jewish?)
Hehvan Org- (Sounds like you're describing an orgasm. "It was pure heaven.")
And trust me... there were more.
Those are just some of them. Is it suddenly cool to not only A) give your child an atrocious name, but also B) Spell it obviously wrong? No! It's not cool. Geez.
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Date: 2006-05-29 06:26 pm (UTC)Bahahaha!
But yeah...those spellings of the other names are horrific. *nods*