http://screamatmyself.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] screamatmyself.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] babynames2009-02-01 03:40 pm

Newspaper Caption

"Phasion Rain Eternity Allred, 3, smiles as she wipes off a table Friday while staying at the emergency shelter."

[identity profile] kilobites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I love your icon =)

[identity profile] la-jolie-vie.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? Rain and Eternity might not be too bad... not together, though. But Phasion?

[identity profile] kilobites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha that's really... an interesting name there. Rain is an okay middle name, but Phasion is just ridiculous.

[identity profile] selador.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
lolololololololololol

[identity profile] solagirl.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Passion or Fashion? How do you say the first one?

[identity profile] daydream11.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
See, I'm guessing Passion, but now that you mention it...

[identity profile] daydream11.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, mmhmm... Agreed.

[identity profile] daydream11.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
They gave her full name on purpose, just so that the world could go =O) and then *headdesk*.

[identity profile] stormqueen280.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hilarious... unless it's your name. Then it's just embarrassing.

[identity profile] ohhhell.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
How would you even pronounce that? Poor kid. I read it like... Phase-un.

[identity profile] ohhhell.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
or maybe phase-shun would make more sense. lol.

[identity profile] krosp.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it could be Fashion... . or either of the ones you said - Phase-shun or Phase-un

[identity profile] sarahness.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Horrible.

[identity profile] lovablemess.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like Fay-zhun to me. Yikes.

[identity profile] alexandria-skye.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
i see fay-zee-on... yikes, what a name. rain could be a nice middle name, but coupled with eternity and "phasion" (oh goodness, is it "fashion"? O.O) is just... oy...

[identity profile] tiphanism.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I quite like Rain, but you'd have to pair it with something more traditional I think...

[identity profile] waitingonsunday.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Phasion! (Turn to the leeeeft...)

[identity profile] onzeminutos.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm surprised they didn't fuck up the spelling on Rain and Eternity. I guess Phasion is a bit better name than Fashion though.

[identity profile] amandidda.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
WTF? No. ABSOLUTELY NO.

How do you even pronounce Phasion?

Do parents not do that "Now presenting the horable judge _______." anymore? Or the "President of the United States, _______"