Newspaper Caption

[screamatmyself.livejournal.com]

"Phasion Rain Eternity Allred, 3, smiles as she wipes off a table Friday while staying at the emergency shelter."

Comments

[lind-saay.livejournal.com]

[kilobites.livejournal.com]

I love your icon =)

[la-jolie-vie.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Rain and Eternity might not be too bad... not together, though. But Phasion?

[kilobites.livejournal.com]

Hahaha that's really... an interesting name there. Rain is an okay middle name, but Phasion is just ridiculous.

[selador.livejournal.com]

lolololololololololol

[solagirl.livejournal.com]

Passion or Fashion? How do you say the first one?

[daydream11.livejournal.com]

See, I'm guessing Passion, but now that you mention it...

[screamatmyself.livejournal.com]

Ph = F, so I'd say Fashion.

[daydream11.livejournal.com]

Yup, mmhmm... Agreed.

[daydream11.livejournal.com]

They gave her full name on purpose, just so that the world could go =O) and then *headdesk*.

[stormqueen280.livejournal.com]

Hilarious... unless it's your name. Then it's just embarrassing.

[ohhhell.livejournal.com]

How would you even pronounce that? Poor kid. I read it like... Phase-un.

[ohhhell.livejournal.com]

or maybe phase-shun would make more sense. lol.

[krosp.livejournal.com]

I thought it could be Fashion... . or either of the ones you said - Phase-shun or Phase-un

[sarahness.livejournal.com]

Horrible.

[lovablemess.livejournal.com]

Looks like Fay-zhun to me. Yikes.

[alexandria-skye.livejournal.com]

i see fay-zee-on... yikes, what a name. rain could be a nice middle name, but coupled with eternity and "phasion" (oh goodness, is it "fashion"? O.O) is just... oy...

[tiphanism.livejournal.com]

I quite like Rain, but you'd have to pair it with something more traditional I think...

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

Phasion! (Turn to the leeeeft...)

[onzeminutos.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised they didn't fuck up the spelling on Rain and Eternity. I guess Phasion is a bit better name than Fashion though.

[screamatmyself.livejournal.com]

How else could you spell Eternity?

...wait. I don't wanna know.

[amandidda.livejournal.com]

WTF? No. ABSOLUTELY NO.

How do you even pronounce Phasion?

Do parents not do that "Now presenting the horable judge _______." anymore? Or the "President of the United States, _______"