Embarassing nicknames?

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

This has probably been posted before, but http://www.babynamer.com has a list of "teasing nicknames" for pretty much any name you can imagine. Type in the name and then click on "Drawbacks." Here are mine:

Mina (I had a teacher in junior high that called me this all the time.)
Missing in Action (I hear it constantly. I'm used to it.)
Miami International Airport (Um, can't say I've ever heard this one.)
Mamma Mia (CONSTANTLY. It irritates me.)
Mia Tortilla
Mia Mia Sangria (???)
FellaMia Fly (Um, what?)
Miss Moo (WTF)
Mini Mia (Heard it a lot around the time Austin Powers 2 came out.)
Mee-Mee (My mom still calls me this.)

Comments

[broadwaybabe11.livejournal.com]

My name is Ema and it didnt list the drawbacks, so I went to Emma and one of the drawbacks was M&M, which was actually a nickname for me when I was a baby.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Is yours pronouced the same way as Emma or is it "Ee-ma"?

[broadwaybabe11.livejournal.com]

It's Em-a. Just like "Emma" but spelled "Ema."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___heyvanity/]

Jennifer

Drawbacks:
Gen-X
Jensi
Winny
Jeffiner (Get called that sometimes)
Yanni
Jenny Penny (Family calls me that)
Jen-Air
Gender
Gentle
Niffer
Jenny-Fur (Get called this)
Jennifart
Jennipoo (Variation: Jennaboo)
Jennipoot
Jenner
Jenny-bu
Jenny Craig (Lol!)
Jenni (How I spell Jenny)
Nenny
Neny
Nena
Furball
Jeffinerd
Jenerator
Jiffy Sniffer (???)
Ninny
Fennifer
Furry Jen
Jimmifer
Genicles
Jennifer Eckles Had So Many Freckles (WTF?)
Genever (a Dutch liquor)
Jenn-Heffer
Fern
Jenny Jack Off (HAHAHA)
Yen-e-fare
Fro
Jefro
Jenniflirt
Freakifur
Jenny Piccolo
Lalifer
Jeffner
Jenn the Hen Jenn likes Men (?)
Feffer
Jenny-Fred G.I.
Jen-nay
Jennifurball
Ferry
Furry
Foo Face
Nini J.
J. J.
J. McKay
Yen Yen
Jennsy Wennsy
Jen Da Bend
Fertilizer
Jennibean
Neninerd
Jenster
Jenwinder
FurFur
Nifer Snifer
Jemminnifner
Jen-Jen
Jennifer Juniper (from the song by Donovan)
Jenny-Wren
Jenny Foo Foo
Jennifeffer
Fef Ann

Wow that was long. Jenny-Penny and Jenni aren't a bad thing, and are my nicknames. Jen-nay from Forest Gump gets old sometimes.

I also get Jennitals, and J.Lo.

[xpaniic.livejournal.com]

My names the same and alot of my friends call me J.Lo. I also got Jeffiner, Jenn the Hen, and Jenny [ which I hate ]. But thats all off the list, but I also got Jennafritter and Inny.

[feelslike-2day.livejournal.com]

the worst one i got for Jennifer was from my uncle, who called me Jen-no-nifer.

[heather80.livejournal.com]

With the exception of, "Heather Feather", I don't think anyone's called me any names on that vast list. And even Heather Feather, I only got my one annoying person at my work as an adult.

[sevensevenfour.livejournal.com]

This list is pretty crazy.

Lindsey:
* Lizard - Never even considered that.
* Linny - My grandma calls me that sometimes, but it doesn't bother me.
* Lind - I get Linds more than Lind.
* Linny Binny - Never.
* Linzer tort - What?
* Linseed Oil - Nope.
* Contact Linds - Nope.
* Lindsey Bindsey - I get Lindsey Windsey more.
* Lindsey Loo - I've been called this since third grade and we had a Grinch themed party and I was Lindsey Loo Who.
* Linds-pins - Nope.
* Linzoid - That's an awesome nickname that I'd never heard before.
* Linabell - Never.
* Linny Bear - Nope.
* Linnypoo - Occasionally.
* Lindsey Pindsey - Never Pindsey.

[daydream11.livejournal.com]

My name wasn't found! *grins happily* My middle name has no drawbacks. Score.

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Al, Big Al, Alison Wonderland, Ali, Alligator, have all been used on me. But some of the other ones they listed... Cowison? What? It doesn't even rhyme.

Plus, they give the meaning of Alison as 'Alice's son' which isn't true! If Alison meant 'Alice's son', why would it have been used as a first name for girls? Naming children after surnames was something that happened with boys, and as far as I know, there weren't very many boys named Alison. Allison is a different story.

[jesus--suburbia.livejournal.com]

Ember: NONE.

I have the perfect name.

[magicpointeshoe.livejournal.com]

I ended up emailing them because no drawbacks were listed for my name. I'm sorry, as a girl named Laurel I cannot even count how many times someone has asked "Where is Hardy?" =oP

[magicpointeshoe.livejournal.com]

Also, Juliet has no listed drawbacks and references Romeo and Juliet in the famous uses and that is just as much a drawback.

[minga13.livejournal.com]

My name is Martyna. I had to look up Martina and these are what it said:

Mini-mart - Nope. My friend with the same name gets that though, coz she's younger than me and our friends call her that to distinguish between us
Smart - never
Martini - only ever get this one lovingly hehe
Farty Marty - never

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

Bolded are the ones I've heard. lol

Name = Sarah

* Scary
* Sahara Desert
* Sar
* Sara Lee (my best friend's name is Leigh...)
* Sar-bear
* Scary Marinara
* Sarah Bearah
* Haras
* Sunny Funny Sarah
* Sears
* Sierra
* Silly Sally
* Sarha-ha-ha
* Scare-a
* Saran wrap
* Sahara
* Serendipity
* Square-ah
* Sarahdakral Bird
* Sarah-licious
* Que Sarah-Sarah
* Sarah-Bearo
* Sarah saucer
* Sarah-nade
* Sarahdoodle-bug
* Sarah Belle
* Sairy
* Sarafina
* Shara
* Maple Sarup
* Sarahie
* Sariah
* Sarah doctor in the house?
* Squariel-Ariel
* Say-ruh
* Sarah Bellum
* Sareeno

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

My sister's name is Sarah, and she gets called 'Sars'.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

I have a friend named Sara that I call Sars, and sometimes Sarssica. I think that came out when we were trying to think of what the male form of Sara would be.

[xpaniic.livejournal.com]

I used to have a friend named Sara that I called Sars, also.

Karlie

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

* Barley
* Harley Davidson
* Snarly
* Carl's Jr.
* Monte Carlo
* Charlie
* Collie

I've never gotten called any of these. When people teased me about my name, they mostly called me "Carlos".

Re: Karlie

[3ddstar803.livejournal.com]

My name is Karlee and my boyfriend of almost 2 year's last name is Davidson. I get made fun of all the time. I think I'll keep my last name if we ever marry! Haha.

[farawaysong.livejournal.com]

Name - Angela

Angle (nope)
Gel (I would kill someone if they called me this)
Angel Face (once or twice, maybe)
Angelina Ballerina (yep)
Angie Wangie (yep)
Angie Pangie (no)
Gella (no?)
Angel Cake (no...)

I'm surprised Angela Anaconda isn't on the list, but that show has been off air for a while. But I was called that ALL the time.

[ex-bluebonn.livejournal.com]

I got Lo Lo, Laur Laur (which I am often called), Lali, Ree, Lollie, Loafy, Flaurie, and Lorilie. (My name, btw, is Laurie.)

[thephoeb.livejournal.com]

Phoebe:

* Fifi
* Freebie
* Wee Bee

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

This site is great! =P
I entered one of my favourite great-name-but-too-popular names (Ella) and got

Ella Bella Caterpilla
Smellie Ellie

among others. Lol.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

My great-grandmother's name was Ella, and I love the name, but it always makes me think of "elephant."

[soapnh2o.livejournal.com]

April:
* Ape
* Apple
* April Fools
* April Showers
* Apricot
* Abril
* Egg Roll
* May, June, July
* Apey
* Grape ape
* Ape Face
* Lirpa
* Ape-squirrel
* Hey April, where's March and May?

[yellowsummers.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

* Loopy
* Lu
* Lolita
* LouLa
* LouLou
* Laura are you poor?
* BoraBora
* Bore-ah
* Hora
* Lollipop
* Lala
* Laura Baura
* Larva
* Lore the Bore
* Lore the Spore
* No More Lore
* Lore the Sore
* Laura Spoon
* Laura Laura Bo Baura
* Lauralee
* Lawhorea
* Laura-bara-bing-bang
* Loopage
* Layra
* Lollapop
* Bora Monster
* Louie
* Loresy-Boresy
* Laura Borealis

I've been called Lulu a couple times. Laurah Borealis was my grandpa's nickname for me, and I use it as my screen name. The rest of these are just amusing :P

[serdyuchkafan.livejournal.com]

My name [Viktorija] has no drawbacks... let's try the alternate spelling [Victoria]. Ah, here's some. Quite amusing.

*Kiki
*Picky Vicky
*Toria
*Vicks Vapor Rub [LOL.]
*Icky Vicky
*Victrola
*Victor
*Victorine
*Vicorice
*Victory
*Vic
*Tory
*Victoria's Secret
*Vickster
*Sticky Vicky

I've never been called any of those things, lol.

[juniorfan29.livejournal.com]

Lamey Huh?
Amanda-lin
Aman-duh Actually, when said by the right people...this makes me giggle
Amanda Panda Bear
Mands
Mandey
Panda Pants
Manda Panda
Mandy Pandy Sugar Candy
Manda Mutt
Amanda Fanny
Mandapated
Mandarin
Mandy Pandy
Panda This is what my family calls me. It's not a drawback...
Manners
Mannie
Man
Manders My friend calls me this. I don't mind it.
Amanda-hugin-kiss
A man, duh
Mainerd
Amand-er the Salamander



I wonder where they come up with some of these...I've never heard half of them.

[bobinwales.livejournal.com]

Kate:

Kate the Great - How is that a bad nn?

Associations:
''Kate and Sidney'' is a British slang term for steak and kidney pie.
''Kate Carney'' is a British slang term for the army.
I'm British, and a member of the Armed Forces [of sorts], and I have NEVER heard either of those...

Most of my nn's have been to do with my surname [Mortimer]. I was [and still am occaisonally] called Bob!