Welcome to the world, Little Methane!

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Crack-fueled naming by Melissa and Daniel.
Amazing MSPaint facial cover-up by yours truly.

Comments

[after-the-ashes.livejournal.com]

Melconium is the first poo a baby has...

[areawoman.livejournal.com]

Right. And someone named their daughter that because they heard that there was melconium in the amniotic fluid or something and thought the word was pretty. I can't imagine naming my child after poop.

[after-the-ashes.livejournal.com]

That's just. So. Depressing! Mel isn't bad, I guess. Ugh. I can't even...

[ex-bluebonn.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!! I once read a survey of X number of non-English speakers who all voted that the prettiest sounding word in English was gonorrea. Eek.

[rubytitania.livejournal.com]

I know of a girl who named her daughter Chlamydia. No joke. Apparently she thought it was the "long version" of Chloe.

[ex-bluebonn.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!!! How fucking unfortunate.