Welcome to the world, Little Methane!

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Crack-fueled naming by Melissa and Daniel.
Amazing MSPaint facial cover-up by yours truly.

Comments

[tryyingtoevolve.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahaha whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????

Please tell me you/they are kidding!!

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Nope. I took a screenshot right off the hospital's website.

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

Oh boy.
That's so...ksjbfskdjhbv.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Don't tell Melissa and Daniel that... they'll steal Ksjbfskdjhbv and use it for their next child.

[zinababies.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!


Oh no, they may steal ROTFLMAO too!

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

Don't let me them drug me during child birth. I might name my kid Lithium Nitrate.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Barium Trycephenol
Chlorine Fluvox
Xenon Acetaminophen

Your medicine cabinent and the periodic table = endless name combinations!

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

How about Sodium Tripolyphospate or Disodium Succinate? I totally just read that off of a Ramen noodles package. lmao

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I love Tripolyphospate. I'd call him Trip for short.

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

If it came out a girl, I'd go for Poly. What'd'ya think?

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Or Phossy.

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

Phossy.
That works so much better.
How about Phlossy? It works. It really does.

[herminia.livejournal.com]

Has to be a joke... doesn't it?

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

I guess the parents could have done that as a joke, but the rest of the names on the site seem to be legit.

[areawoman.livejournal.com]

I doubt it -- my sister-in-law is a nurse in a NICU and they have a book in which they write down the crazy names people give their infants. A whole book. Worst so far: Melconium (heard it during the birth and apparently thought it was pretty) and Cupcake.

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

omg that's sooooo cute, they can call him 'ox'!!

I want to say it's a joke, but honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it wasn't.

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

poor thing, what if he's scrawny?

[searlait.livejournal.com]

I want to cry.

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

2nded

[politicking.livejournal.com]

what. the. fuck.

[nowsheshines.livejournal.com]

Oh good Lord.

[morphinae.livejournal.com]

wtf, WHY?

[areawoman.livejournal.com]

OMG. That is terrible. Although my SIL is a nurse in a NICU and they have a book in which they write down the crazy names people give their infants. A whole book. Worst so far: Melconium (heard it during the birth and apparently thought it was pretty) and Cupcake.

[after-the-ashes.livejournal.com]

Melconium is the first poo a baby has...

[areawoman.livejournal.com]

Right. And someone named their daughter that because they heard that there was melconium in the amniotic fluid or something and thought the word was pretty. I can't imagine naming my child after poop.

[after-the-ashes.livejournal.com]

That's just. So. Depressing! Mel isn't bad, I guess. Ugh. I can't even...

[ex-bluebonn.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!! I once read a survey of X number of non-English speakers who all voted that the prettiest sounding word in English was gonorrea. Eek.

[rubytitania.livejournal.com]

I know of a girl who named her daughter Chlamydia. No joke. Apparently she thought it was the "long version" of Chloe.

[ex-bluebonn.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!!! How fucking unfortunate.

[surrealkiller.livejournal.com]

My brother knew this little girl named "Princess" in grade school.

*rolls eyes*

[justuschickens.livejournal.com]

I knew a Precious Joy Love. Seriously.

She went by P.J. -- I could hardly blame her.

[quite-rosie.livejournal.com]

I just had to reply to this! I'm a student teacher, and I have a little girl named Precious, AND she has a sister named... Princess. No joking.

[snowowl.livejournal.com]

Idiocracy FTW.

[sevensevenfour.livejournal.com]

I try to be open minded about names (using that term loosely), but that's really terrible. It doesn't even sound like it might possibly be a name. Plus, I don't even think the first and middle names don't sound good together at all. Talk about disappointment. I wonder what the extended family said to each other after the name announcement. I wish I could've been a fly on that wall...

[miss--nikki.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

[intothesea.livejournal.com]

Just, wow.

[christhiane.livejournal.com]

They'll probably name their second child Bioxide and the third Trioxide. And then you've always got Dioxide.

[rubytitania.livejournal.com]

WHAT. THE. HELL.

[kristinluffsyou.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you even SAY that??

[dustkitty.livejournal.com]

Er, probably the same way you would if you were to say, for instance, "Please replace the batteries in the carbon monoxide detector so we don't die in our sleep."

On the other hand, they could be calling their child mahn-oh-ZEED-eh or something. I'm not sure if that would make it better or worse.

[lavandersparkle.livejournal.com]

Oh. Dear. God.

[crzydimond.livejournal.com]

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