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[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

From BabyNamesWorld.com... BOO-BOO FOR SHORT?

"My friend wants to name her baby Caribou. I think it reminds me of an animal, maybe cute for a nickname. But what about a teenage or a senior citizen, in other words her entire life. What do others moms to be think?"

You think!? Maybe because it is!?!?

From growingfamily.com... I KAN SPEL

Saryniti Jacelyn
Miirecal Cy'nthia
Modiest
Pacience
Pashance
Constiance
Heavan Lee
Phoniex
Rightous
Treajore (WHAT)

Ooh, bonus... twins. Telly Kolton and Tattoo Kane.

From babynursery.com... BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!

Gunner
Cannon
Gatlin
Cutler
Cutter
Steeler
Charger
Tuff
Saxon Ryker Magnus
Blaze Earnhardt!!! Oh, sweet Larry.

Comments

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

How do you even go about pronouncing "Treajore"? Tree-joor (like "door")? Tree-uh-joor? Or maybe it's Tree-uh-whore?

I went to high school with a guy named Tuffy, but it was his nickname. He was big into football and chewing tobacco and urinating outside. My friends I called him Fluffy, of course.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're right. I did like Tree-uh-whore, though.

[eleanorgrace.livejournal.com]

And if you're illiterate, like this kid's parents apparently are, that makes perfect sense. It's totally reasonable to spell Treasure "Treajore." It's phonetically insulting.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

2 things...

(1) Is that Stephanie from Full House in your icon?
(2) Eleanor Grace is a beautiful name.

[eleanorgrace.livejournal.com]

Thank you about the name; I'll tell my parents you think so. And the icon is actually of me. Haha.

[padfootinpurple.livejournal.com]

These are horrible!

Phoniex?! Pashance? Modiest? I am speechless.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Right?!?

OMG ANTELOPE IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST NAME EVER FOR A GIRL I'LL CALL HER ANNIE FOR SHORT

[vi0let-star.livejournal.com]

Some of those are silly. My husband's middle name is Cannon though, and we plan on using it for our son's name.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's not too bad. I know someone with a son named Canon, and I like it. It's just grouped in with some very manlymanlyman names. :)

[vi0let-star.livejournal.com]

oh i understand...:) some of those names i wouldn't use for a pet, let alone a child...people have very different ideas about what names are good for their kids.

my kids are pretty lucky, i'm going with a mix of family names and names that i don't think are *too* trendy..or misspelled lol

[lneef.livejournal.com]

Canon?

Like the printer?

[fireyirishangel.livejournal.com]

You read my mind.

[easter.livejournal.com]

They could always use that as a middle name and have the first name be Paqui-Belle.

[museofmyself.livejournal.com]

I actually like Cannon, Saxon and Blaze. The others are scaring me. ;)

[lneef.livejournal.com]

Heavan Lee is the name of a V.C. Andrews heroine. Only I believe she was Heaven Leigh.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___heyvanity/]

Oh good god. Saryniti? That took me a few seconds to figure out how the hell it was even pronounced! And Miirecal? 2 I's? Oh the humanity!

Tuff?

I hate all those "Heaven" names... it's so much to live up to. Especially Righteous.

[queen-mab.livejournal.com]

I weep for the illiterate.

[glassteapot.livejournal.com]

Telly? As in tubby? And Tattoo? As in... TATTOO? Cripes.

And Cutter is just charming *eyeroll*. Really violent-sounding boys names annoy me almost as much as Mikayla.

[fireyirishangel.livejournal.com]

Blaze is going to grow up to be a bookworm with a pocket protector.

I absolutely hate every single name listed. Gah.

[sloane-hd.livejournal.com]

What is up with some people? I hope they were drunk when they came up with those names.
Heavan Lee takes the cake and I don't even know how to pronounce Phoniex.
If I stare at those names one second longer I'll go cross-eyed.

[christhiane.livejournal.com]

Magnus alone is perfectly normal to me, but a lot of these... oh, man. I do sort of like Blaze, but as a character name.

[ugottafriend.livejournal.com]

Dear Lord have mercy on their souls...

[easter.livejournal.com]

She THINKS?

Actually, no, she doesn't. She doesn't effing think at ALL.

Good Lord almighty.