Horrible Names

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My dad used to work for a radio station as a DJ. He used to have a segment about horrible baby names in our community. He still keeps up with the names and emails them to me monthly. Here are the most recent names to the hospital (and some of his comments about them)

Names from Hackley Hospital
Jalayah

Dynasti Leeann

Jaxson

Grade ( what the hell is that? )

Janiece

Aiyana Rose

Jayshaun

Sierra Michelle

Caiden

Niesha

Abbigail ( Because one “B” is never enough )

Ariel AnnaLynn

Donneisha H

Sataya Mona

Weston

Veer ( to the left or right? )

Caleigh

Dontya Shamar ( Don’t ya? Obviously a Pussycat Dolls fan! )

Dy'Nastee ( Yes. Die Nasty. Nice name. )

Markeith ( Maybe his mom had no teeth and the nurse couldn’t understand her. )

Icelyn

Kalyndra (Isn’t this something you use in the kitchen?)

Yanira ( Isn’t this a disease? I can’t come to work today because I have Yanira!)

Kamiron ( Yes, because the kid will never tire of explaining that it isn’t spelled C-A-M-E-R-O-N)

Nyeema Takaila ( How pretentious!)

Alexiona

Taylynn

( Right on. Computers are going to love rejecting those apostrophes )
Da'Mauri Mon’jae

Ne'Marion

Da'Kaila

Ja'mari