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[scruth.livejournal.com]

One of my best friends has some cousins named Cotton, Pootie, and Butter. Is that bad or what?

What are the worst names you have heard?
My aunt met some lady who named her daughter Formica Dinette because she gave birth on a kitchen table.
Then, my cousin knew these two twin guys named Lemonjello and Oranjello. Like lemon Jell-O and orange Jell-O.
Outlandish.

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[lovetokate.livejournal.com]

My husband has uncles called Pigeon and Chicken. I'm FAIRLY sure they are nicknames...but if they are, they're the only names these men go by. Even my husband doesn't know their real names. My mom also wokred in the NICU at a hospital in New Orleans for YEARS. She came across twins...last name Porch, middle names Front and Back. There was also an Alarm Clark (fn, ln) and a Pumpkin Patch (fn, mn.) Oh, and then there was your typical set of twin boys with a motorcycle crazy father...named Harley and Davidson...

[scruth.livejournal.com]

lol Front Porch and Back Porch! I love it. Alarm Clark is kind of cute, granted it's bad, but still cute for some reason in my eyes. I am sure there are plenty of twins named Harley and Davidson in my city and surrounding cities.. :/