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[isntshelovelyyy.livejournal.com]

One of my best friends works at a hospital in the nursery and tells me about all the crazy names she hears. some of the names aren' that bad, but lately there have been a  lot of horrible ones.

janitzl
preston andrew
jordan apog
madelynn rose
nevaeh denise
guillermo junior
da vonti ja'van
pamela anastacia
trinity grace
dyna
tobias richard xaviar
tyz'juan geontae vernell
joselyne
faith reed marie
micaela raquel
christani kay'la arleen
skye adeline
aralyn elizabeth
esgar patrick joshua
kailynne raye
maddison mikayla
charlotte june
makyle logan
jaimy yarelie
trayvon markel
phoebe madelin-faye
amara elayne
ryan oasis celladora
aeris donovan
liander rhey acuario
nataly

i dont know if the parents just didnt name her until they left the hospital but there was one girl in the nursery who even the parents called baby girl. we can only hope that it is just a nickname.

Comments

[erica-alexis.livejournal.com]

Add Tobias Richard Xaviar to that list. Yes, it's a bit long and Xavier is spelled incorrectly but it's not terrible. And if Junior isn't Guillermo's middle name that's okay too.

[bloomingtulip.livejournal.com]

and Preston Andrew?

[isntshelovelyyy.livejournal.com]

im sorry! its a list of all of the names she has told me lately not just the ones i think are horrible. i didnt make that clear.

[decembermalice.livejournal.com]

janitzl - I don't even understand this.
preston andrew- Nice!
jordan apog - Jordan is nice, but Apog? It reminds me of pogs.
madelynn rose - Nice but I don't like the spelling.
nevaeh denise - The combo sounds bad,
guillermo junior - This is okay.
da vonti ja'van - Whaaa?
pamela anastacia - Cute.
trinity grace - Cute!
dyna - Can't tell if it's Deena or DIE - na.
tobias richard xaviar - A bit long but nice.
tyz'juan geontae vernell - Ew.
joselyne - Barely spells Jocelyn, which I think it is supposed to be.
faith reed marie - Reed seems out of place.
micaela raquel - Not my style but it works.
christani kay'la arleen - ughhhhh. So much wrong with this. Also looks like Christina with dyslexia.
skye adeline - LOVE!
aralyn elizabeth - Aralyn? Strange.
esgar patrick joshua - Good, minus Esgar.
kailynne raye - I love the name Kailynne but not spelled like that!
maddison mikayla - Great, minus the two Ds in Madison.
charlotte june - June is not my style, but nice.
makyle logan - I wonder if that's supposed to be Michael or Muh - Kyle.
jaimy yarelie - Bad spelling!
trayvon markel - Eh.
phoebe madelin-faye - Nice.
amara elayne - I like, minus the spelling of Elayne
ryan oasis celladora - I can't tell what gender this baby is.
aeris donovan - I like Donovan.
liander rhey acuario - Ugh.
nataly - I don't like this spelling.

[smileygoldfish.livejournal.com]

Those poor elementry school teachers that have to try to figure out some of those names!

[corielcries.livejournal.com]

Well, I like Charlotte and Tobias.

[pearshateraqui.livejournal.com]

I generally hate apostrophes in names. Here are some others I'm not a fan of:

Janitzl - reminds me of a janitor.
Preston Andrew - now a lot of people may disagree with me on this, but I always think of Preston, England when I see this name. Maybe it's just me.
Christani Kay'la Arleen - Obvious mouth-typo. :P Not liking Christani or the insertion of the apostrophe at all.
Trinity Grace - a little overly religious?
Tyz'juan Geontae Vernell - looks like the result of a drunken game of Scrabble. Or possibly "How many letters of the alphabet can you name your kid with?" possibly.
Maddison Mikayla - taken two of the most popular US names and shoved them together. The result is not too bad.
Makyle Logan - is this name male or female?
Jaimy Yarelie - again, male or female? Something about Yarelie is saying female, but you never know.
Jordan Apog - what on earth is Apog? Is it made up? I may have to look at this one's origins. Jordan reminds me of Katie Price too much to seem nice.
Trayvon Markel - ... very strange spelling of both names. I'm trying not to see "mackrell" in the second bit. It's not working. :(

Although some of them are okay:

Amara Elayne - but with Elaine instead.
Skye Adeline - not bad at all.
Phoebe Madelin-Faye - I'd prefer with a single-barrelled second name. Phoebe Madeline would be lovely.

My two cents :)