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[oh-snitch.livejournal.com]

When I used to work at the Miami Improv Comedy Club in FL, I was a receptionist and had lists and lists of names and phone numbers that I saw every day. And names would be added to the lists every day...

Now. I came across some funky names. Most were just names like "shoniqua" or "juan".

However. One day....

Urethra

Comments

[rubytitania.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just...wow.

[dosequisgirl.livejournal.com]

Well, she had to pee constantly while she was pregnant with this kid, it's only fitting to name her Urethra. =P

[anapology.livejournal.com]

euww.. what about colon anyone?

[mrsduryee.livejournal.com]

That one isn't so bad though. Colin Powell pronounces his name like that, and no one seems to notice.

[darabelle.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I think she's saying that if you had a sibset of Colin/Colon and Urethra, it would be pretty damn bad. HAHA

[mrsduryee.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Totally agree there. :D

[mrsduryee.livejournal.com]

lol!

[turabiannights.livejournal.com]

But at least it's spelled -in. Colon is just... well.

[quiteoutofplace.livejournal.com]

I used to work at a food court and some lady came in with her daughter and I swear the little girls name was either that or so close that I almost asked.

[pap3r-heart.livejournal.com]

That just reminded me of a Seinfeld episode where Jerry forgets this girls name and he can't ask her. He only knows that it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy. So he and George are sitting there coming up with names like Bovary and ARETHA. HAHAHA. Urethra.

[krosp.livejournal.com]

Oh! It's Dolores!!!

[neuraltube.livejournal.com]

Nuh-uh! You lie!

[scintillated.livejournal.com]

Oh man.