My eyes!!!

[politicking.livejournal.com]

Not long ago I had updated about a hair care blog I follow and users post pictures of their children... it's a goldmine for terrible names, I swear. Recently the following names were posted:

Jaylah
Arayah Sunshine
Aliyah Kawaii
Jaelynn Pearl
Cheryai
Hone'Sti
Janai Latianna
Quinnesha
Ja'Meia Calista
Odalys
Lyriq
Kyria
Cherise
Baylee
Londyn Gracyn
Sharaina Ayari
Antwanicia
Da'Sani
Kloe
Lyzette
Tykasha
Tamyickya
Twins: Talencia & Tatianna
Dejae

Comments

[redfield79.livejournal.com]

I saw a name today "sosie" and while I dont' really have an opinion on it I didn't want to make a new post either. LOL Maybe I will later but I can't help but think it's an alternative for Susie? Have you heard it before?

[maddiec24.livejournal.com]

I know Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgewick named their daughter Sosie, but I'm really not fond of it.

[redfield79.livejournal.com]

That's where i saw it! A post in ontd about their family

[wolf-shadow.livejournal.com]

I spotted TWO real names! /faints ;) (three with Pearl)

Calista & Tatianna are fine, though I'd probably spell it Tatiana and say it with the Ah-nah ending.

[kitchen-poet.livejournal.com]

Whoa...This kry8tyve thing is just getting out of hand. Poor Hone'Sti will be spelling and pronouncing her name for the rest of her life. (His name? I can't tell. Nor can I even guess at a pronunciation.)

Is it like a contest now for coming up with the stupidest spelling?


PS. For some reason Londyn Gracyn just bugs me. It isn't even the worst name on the list, but something about the combo is just plain irritating.

[politicking.livejournal.com]

I agree about Londyn. I think London Grace might have been okay, nothing I would have used, but not bad.

And Hone'Sti killllled me when I read it... especially when people commented things like "OMG I LOVE HER NAME!" No. You. Do. Not. Stop.

[juniorfan29.livejournal.com]

Nor can I even guess at a pronunciation.

Going out on a limb, here, and guessing that it's supposed to be "Honesty".

[kitchen-poet.livejournal.com]

Until I saw it typed out, I didn't even get that it was supposed to be Honesty. Wow. That spelling is just kind of stunning.

[maddiec24.livejournal.com]

Arayah Sunshine? Would that be pronounced like "a ray of sunshine"? I can't even...

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

I did not even see that. I'm stunned. I'll be over here in the corner rocking back and forth and moaning.

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

Hone'Sti - HONE-sty. Such a lovely name.
Lyriq - One simple letter and this would be fine.
Da'Sani - Like the brand of bottled water? I'll name my next kid Deer Park.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Although Aquafina does have a nice ring to it.

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

It does! And Evian would be great for a boy. :)

[charuby.livejournal.com]

Pearl, Calista and Lyzette are pretty normal considering. Kloe and Tatianna are okay. Not the worst.

Arayah Sunshine. WTF. Sunshine is actually a guilty pleasure name of mine but putting Arayah in front of it just turns it into a joke.

[snailrevolution.livejournal.com]

I used to know a girl named Lisette, and I kinda like that.

London is a guilty pleasure of mine. Londyn? Eew.

[politicking.livejournal.com]

I have also seen Lisette.

And I feel the same about London. Two of my friends have daughters who are >3yrs old named London, so I'm glad I never used it lol.

[juniorfan29.livejournal.com]

Cherise is actually a pretty normal name, I don't see anything wrong with it. The rest of them, though....