Found on Facebook. Sooper creaktive!

[raze--the-rose.livejournal.com]

A parenting group on facebook just posted that they love "beautiful and unique" names which is why their son is named Ayden (?). The comments are full of gems, like (sorted by siblings):
~traegan jack royal and chesakah sara lynn
~Alyvia
~Avaun'Tae DayVaun Michai, Ao'nykca Amina Natalia, Ayden Ziere Deonte', Alendjrah Aiyana Renae, Aveon Kazmere Jacquae, Anaizja Denai Josephine
~Maddix, Keelyn, Kurstynn
~Surenitie
~Cember
~Norell Alecixcia Anela May

I really hope some of these are just made up by trolls.

Comments

[maddiec24.livejournal.com]

What the hell is Alecixcia? Is that supposed to be Alexia? It makes my eyes hurt. So does Chesaka and Surenitie. What were they thinking?

[redfield79.livejournal.com]

My brain hurts.

[liltxangel83.livejournal.com]

ok some (most?) of these are just the cat walking across the keyboard, right?

I don't see more than a handful of real names on this list

[russian-mafia-x.livejournal.com]

I honestly cannot pronounce a good half of these.

[mommyaubrey.livejournal.com]

That small paragraph of run-on mess that you posted made my eyes hurt... the hell? Can the mother even remember what random letter goes in which name, and where each random apostrophe goes?

[rekkless.livejournal.com]

I stopped trying after Alyvia.

[lipsty.livejournal.com]

Good luck learning to spell your names, kids!

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

I just give up. There is no hope for humanity. I'm going to my happy place now. ::sits in corner rocking back and forth while weeping softly::