Teachers compete for the strangest name

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

I don't know how true this is, but it looks pretty legit.

Original link where I found this: http://themetapicture.com/strangest-student-name/





My goodness...

Comments

[renishas.livejournal.com]

I believe it. I wish I didn't.

Eden is nice. I don't know that I'd use it though.

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

God, me too.

[roseofjuly.livejournal.com]

My cousin's name is Eden. I thought it was strange growing up, but I'm used to it now. (her older brothers are Seth, Josiah, and Kenan - all less common Biblical names.)

[cat-e-uh.livejournal.com]

What you mean to say is Ma'Goodness, right?

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I wish I'd thought of that joke first! (I guess it's good that my mind doesn't automatically go there. LOL)

[smallandneedy.livejournal.com]

Ace :D

[mommy.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

[redfield79.livejournal.com]

Law! :(

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

SMDH

[mommy.livejournal.com]

...the fuck.

[ma-ee-uh.livejournal.com]

I might be skeptical about this were it not for Jermaine Jackson (of the Jackson 5) having named his son Jermajesty.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

And you can bet that the parents are raising this special little snowflake to be an entitled, pain in the ass brat. Ugh.

[politicking.livejournal.com]

This.

[politicking.livejournal.com]

Is it a girl? I bet they call her YaYa.

But can you imagine calling an office? Or trying to sign up for college? Or ANYTHING?
"Yes, this is Ya'Hyness. Y-A apostrophe H-Y-N-E-S-S."
Ya'Hyness B. Trippin, MD.
Ya'Hyness Smith, PHD.
Ya'Hyness Speshul-Snowflake, Esq.
Dr. Ya'Hyness Da'Fuq

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! I wish this was Tumblr so I could reblog that 10 times.

[designingdreams.livejournal.com]

My mom is a teacher, and had two students from Africa (siblings- cant remember country of origin) named Kingbed and Queenster. Yes, really.