seen on fb

[loveinacarcrash.livejournal.com]

little girl: Stoelyn. last name Cash...
her Mom said she LOVES that it goes with their last name, but surprised she hasn't heard the name Stoelyn before.

Comments

[how-obscure.livejournal.com]

WHAT.

Just what.

Oh my god.

That's awful. That poor child. I can't.

[devonrexlvr.livejournal.com]

Ugh, that's awfully cruel. I'm pretty sure she's setting that poor girl up for a lifetime of robbery/theft teasing and jokes with that name.

[behindgrey-eyes.livejournal.com]

NOPE.

[laminy.livejournal.com]

It took me a second. then I realized it was horrible.

[twitchywoman.livejournal.com]

Me too, I had to say it aloud and then I was like OH...yikes...

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

STOLEN CASH?!? Yeah, honey, try making a deposit at the bank when you're old enough. See how fast the police get there and arrest you. Then you can thank your parents right after they bail you out.

P.S. Parents - the Y does NOT make it any better. You are the ones who should be sitting in jail for child abuse. >:(

[lipsty.livejournal.com]

Regardless of the terrible pun, it's really ugly and I want to pronounce it stollen, like the German Christmas cake.

[redfield79.livejournal.com]

Like stolen cash?

[stacyinthecity.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. Right?

[loveinacarcrash.livejournal.com]

I thought she was being sarcastic, but I went to her fb page and saw pics and comments from her and her friends/family that confirmed the name. :/

[stacyinthecity.livejournal.com]

My brain cannot wrap its mind around this one.

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

Let's all just take a moment to bow our heads and hope Mama had the good sense to give her a nice, "boring" middle name like Elizabeth.

[politicking.livejournal.com]

Maybe she says it more like "STOW-lyn"... LOL. Even that is horrible. WTF.

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

or sto-ellen LOL

[piperwest12.livejournal.com]

When that child becomes a criminal she can always say her parents made her do it!

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Omg. Stolen Cash. That woman needs to be slapped with a trout.