To remind Mom of hangin' out in the junior high bathroom...

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Aquanetta.

Maybe the company'll offer the poor child reparations...or at least an advertising spot on their website...

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One of my coworkers was named Acquanette. She hated it, and so we all just called her Nette (Nettie).