This may qualify as the worst name ever.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Name of a female customer at work:

Enchilada.

And no, that is not a typo. 

Comments

[magpiefirefly.livejournal.com]

I have some strong cravings, but damn...

[manabanana.livejournal.com]

My kid would be "root beer" or "grapefruit" based on my preggy cravings. Ooh, or "pop tart."

All great suggestions, amirite?!?! :)

[desert-sailor.livejournal.com]

Well, at least with "pop tart", not only would you be naming your child, but also giving them an awesome boost with career as a stripper. :-P