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[renishas.livejournal.com]

A local baby born on election day:

Senator Rockwell (Last Name)

That's right, his first name is Senator. Good luck kid.

Comments

[nobodynomore.livejournal.com]

Kind of lame, but I chuckled.

I know of someone who named their son Major William James (full name, surname is James).

[laminy.livejournal.com]

I used to be friends with a girl whose middle name was Major - it was a family name.

[roxtarrr.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of Major Major Major Major

[magpiefirefly.livejournal.com]

That kid will never tell anyone his middle name, because when he's in 7th grade, he'll never hear the end of "Major Willy"...

[laminy.livejournal.com]

So basically, he just needs to run for political office. President Senator Rockwell!!

[max-ambiguity.livejournal.com]

Maybe someone is a fan of Catch-22. (Major Major Major Major)

[roxtarrr.livejournal.com]

Whoops - I didn't see this but MTE!

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

Good luck indeed!

[un-attra.livejournal.com]

I can't even....

[hermione-vader.livejournal.com]

Well, Sargent Shriver helped establish the Peace Corps, so maybe this kid will do big things. I'd take Senator over Danger or Jagger any day, though the parents come across as rather pretentious in their aspirations for their child.

[kitchen-poet.livejournal.com]

...at least it isn't Maverick? (Or Love!)

[magpiefirefly.livejournal.com]

My friend had a baby yesterday. She named her Grace. Because she's not insane.

This is why some countries have lists of names you can not give your child.

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, it could be worse - they could have named him Congressman. JFC! What is wrong with people?

[vanish.livejournal.com]

It's going to be really confusing if he becomes, say, a doctor. Doctor Senator Rockwell? Or worse -- if he ends up in politics. Senator Senator Rockwell.

[renishas.livejournal.com]

Rockwell is actually the middle name. So it will be Senator Senator R. Smith

[rorylareina.livejournal.com]

I definitely like Rockwell.

[clutchedpearls.livejournal.com]

what in the actual fuck.

Someone took the "president/senator/representative/supreme court justice" test too far.