Silly names?

[yellowsummers.livejournal.com]

Does anyone else entertain themselves by coming up with ridiculous/terrible/somehow also awesome baby names? They just sort of come to me at random times and I usually end up laughing hysterically, along with whoever is around for me to share them with.

So if I had four children and wanted them to have terrible names, this is what they would be:

Popcorn Jack
Snowball Marie
Cabbage Phyllis
Marshmallow Elizabeth


Popcorn Jack is definitely my favorite...

Comments

[ohhowlovely.livejournal.com]

They sound like garbage pail kids

[duckduckcaboose.livejournal.com]

I knew a boy who thought that Chlamydia, Anorexia, and Bulimia would make pretty names. I actually somewhat agree on Anorexia but that's just awful.

[seethingheathen.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend did this. He (jokingly, obvoiusly) had an evil plot to father as many children as possible to take over he world, and made a list of what he would call them. I can only remember:

Captain Fishhook
Sid Delicious
Crouton Anonymous

I'm pregnant now, and I call my little parasite Crouton Anonymous. His mother hates it!

[b-gum.livejournal.com]

omg crouton anonymous is the most awesome thing i've ever heard!!!!

[seethingheathen.livejournal.com]

I told him that if we were celebrities, we would totally name our daughter that, but since we're just regular people, it wouldn't fly. Heh.

[heure-actuelle.livejournal.com]

these kinda sound like hamster names. i actually kind of want to name my future hamster popcorn jack haha.

[b-gum.livejournal.com]

LOL I want to play! okay, my four awful baby names would be...

Butch Trust
Abeca Boo
Coconut Milk (sounds exotic, dyt? lol!)
Purple Truck


I love Marshmallow Elizabeth, btw :D

[lovelymae.livejournal.com]

My synesthesia makes me really like Snowball Marie. Its pink and white and lavender.

[amyeliz.livejournal.com]

Our dog is named Sassafras - I like to call her Sassafras Tippecanoe from time to time, for reasons unknown.

I can't beat Crouton Anonymous or Popcorn Jack, so I won't even try to make up more strange names. You all win.

[wowthatisminty.livejournal.com]

Dulcinea Jigglypuff.