Maury Povich show names.

[bonobaby.livejournal.com]

I have to admit to a little love of the Maury show for the utter trainwreck it is and to top it off, the utterly insane names.  Some are as follows :

Ontario (M)
Faleisha (F) - I have seen it spelt Felicia, but not that way
Egypt (f)  - a presenter on the show.
Raun (m) - pronounced Ron
 

Today wasn't as wonderful as it could be sometimes.  

I love the 'who's mah babies daddy' episodes because some of those names are all kinds of wreckiness awesome.

I am sure i will have some more tomorrow.

Comments

[la-jolie-vie.livejournal.com]

I love the 'who's mah babies daddy' episodes.

Do they have other kinds of episodes? :D

When I first saw "Faleisha," I wanted to say "fellatio."

[bonobaby.livejournal.com]

LOL I was thinking the same when I saw Faleisha, and yeah, today was a 'yo dawg you lyin' to me, go on a lie detector' show. I am hoping tomorrow will be a baby daddy or a troubled teen one, there are some brilliant names on those.

[turtleohs.livejournal.com]

Do they have other kinds of episodes? :D

lol, I was going to say the exact same thing!!

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

There's a third kind of episode that they (strangely) seem to have often: "Am I A Woman Or A Man?"

[ringsandcoffee.livejournal.com]

When I was forced to watch it (or at least have the tv on where I was working at the time) about 10 years ago, it was either 'who's my baby daddy 'or 'out of control teen girls go to boot camp.'

[bonobaby.livejournal.com]

Oh, there is the woman or the man one now, and then there are the whole 'cheater' episodes and another classic is the phobias episodes!

[sweethoneybee.livejournal.com]

One of my all time fav Maury show names was Tia Wanna. Yeah - Tiajuana.

I confess that I used to have a Tivo season pass for the keywords "Maury" + "paternity" so I just got the paternity test shows and nothing else. Such a great guilty pleasure.

[bonobaby.livejournal.com]

LOL it is so fun to watch, especially the ones that are like... totally shot down in flames. Sometimes I watch and I am rooting that the cock sure ones are proved wrong.

Though sometimes there are nice ones on the paternity ones.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

For some reason, Ontario doesn't seem that bad to me. It's a rather uncommon namesake, but at least they spelled it correctly. It doesn't irk me as much as, say, Santonio (a real athlete whose mother apparently mashed San Antonio into one word).

[bonobaby.livejournal.com]

Oi, Santonio is horrible. I only put Ontario up because it was odd... I'd never heard it before and well, it makes me think of cold and Canada.