Apple Martin

[ouronlylight.livejournal.com]

I saw Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter's name in print for what might have been the first time yesterday, and it was then that I realized that little Apple Martin is one i away from becoming Apple Martini.

That poor child is going to have it rough. The first name alone is questionable, but all it'll take is one kid in school who misreads her name, and she'll wind up Appletini. :/

Comments

[bloomingtulip.livejournal.com]

poor poor child