look at me I'm trendy

[ohhvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

kids of various friends, bolded the gems.

Athena Eleni (1)
Lily Marie (2)
Audrey (1)
Darr'vonna (3)
Hayden Skyler (m. 4), Makayla Lou (1)
Kristy Rae (baby)
Christopher Joseph (1)
Kaitlyn Grace (3.5), Kaleb Alexander (2)
Kayleigh Marie(3)
Rae-lynn Desirae (fetus, and I know, I know lol)
Nevaeh Lyn (1)
Ember Michelle (5), Ryan Kennedy (2)
Haley June Marie (4), Emmalee Anne (2)
Thomas Henry (3.5), Emma Reese (fetus)
Savannah (3), Bailey (1)
Skylar (4), Rachel (2)
Anthony Issak (4), Austyn Isaiah (baby)
Piper Elise (baby)
Connor (3), Ella Elise (fetus)
Aurora Cadence (1.5)
Scarlet Nightshade (6), Anastasia Midnight (2), Jack Levithan (1)
Thomas, Nancy, Michael, Scott, Katherine
Adriele Apple (3)
Kyan Alaric (3)
Tegan Oliver (1)
Vivienne Kapohuolahaina (baby)
Andrew Clayton (baby)
Jimmy The Revenge Part Three. I'm not kidding, that's his legit name. on his social security card. dude has 5 other kids but I could never could remember.
Trenton (13), Emily (4)
Joshua (24), Libby (22), Anna (14), Aimee (8)
Thad David (17), Gabrielle Ishouldknowmycousinsmiddlename (13)
Damien Horacio (3)
like five more Elijahs.
Jiraiya (baby)
Dominic (4), Jamie (m,baby)
Amelia Margaret (2), John Thomas (baby)
Wesley (1)
Ally Lynn (2), Lincoln Joshua (1)
Kaleb Juniper (5)
Riley Marie (5), Dillion (baby)
Levin Gabriel (2)
Julia Rose (2)
Lydia Marie (2)
Riley Anne (4)
Mia Kay (2) Olivia (1)
Tyler Matthew (4), Luke Beckett (1)
Olivia Hope (3)
Saire, Paith, Revan, Natália
Harley Emmerson (2)
Ella Jo (7), Emalee Bryann (3), Peyton Everett (1)
Emma Leigh (2), Peyton (1), Allyson Louanne (baby)
Cyrus Lee (5), Kohin Ray (4), Carson Alexander (3), Kannon Ryder (1.5), Hudson Zane (baby)
Landon Bryan (3), Cameron Bradley (stillborn)
Colton (3), Adalyn (1)
Emma Grace Abigale (3)
Belle Marie (4)
Jamie Lain (4), Alexandria Jae (1)
Kaydence Marie (3)
Ella Grace (5), Lucy Marie (baby)
Nathan Michael (6), Brooklyn Rose (4), Madison Raeann (2)
Haylie Addison (1)

Comments

[kimberpotamus.livejournal.com]

Jimmy what?????

[ohhvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

I knoooww. what mother agrees to that?

[lovablemess.livejournal.com]

Whoa, Jimmy the Revenge's parents had to be high. No, really. On some kind of drugs.

What is Husdon? Is that a typo on your part or theirs?

Is Dillion the real spelling? Because that's not pronounced Dill-in to me. That's Dill-ee-in.

Some of these are great names, though - Ella Grace, Lucy, Olivia Hope, Luke Bennett, Nathan Michael, etc.

[ohhvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

jimmy the dad is pretty... well. you'd just have to meet him.

hudson was my bad and dillion is like dill-e-on

[rorylareina.livejournal.com]

Is there a story or cultural background to Saire, Paith, Revan, Natália? Because I'm intrigued by them.

Also, I think Nightshade and Midnight are the worst, even as middle names.

[ohhvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

not that I'm aware of. the family never really struck me as anything but midwestern, but I like their names.

the doom children kind of work well for the type of parents they have. and at least the first names are nice.

[daydream11.livejournal.com]

Oi, Kannon. One of my rules is that if a name is found in the dictionary (or a map, etc.), it ought to be spelled legitimately. That drives me nuts.

How is Saire pronounced? I like the look of it. :)

[ohhvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

I absolutely love saire, and woud totally use it one day. It's like air with an s in front of it.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask about Saire too. I was hoping it was pronounced that way! I love it so much! I like it better than Sara or Claire; it's unique but still sounds like a legit name.

[daydream11.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's really pretty. :)

[morningapproach.livejournal.com]

I love the name Ember
Nathan
Colton


Scarlet Nightshade (6), Anastasia Midnight (2), Jack Levithan (1) is quite awful :p

[uberta.livejournal.com]

My (newly adopted, long story) son is James, after his father and paternal grandfather.

Is that Jimmy the Revenge's case, named after the father and grandfather, butchered?

[kitchen-poet.livejournal.com]

Kohin?! Oy vey.

And Jimmy The Revenge Part Three is just so seriously messed up. Especially because "The" will be the middle name used on everything. I agree with above that the parents must have been seriously high when they chose than name.

[kitchen-poet.livejournal.com]

Rae-lynn Desirae is also completely hideous and trashy. Why the hyphen? It is completely superfluous!

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

I like:
Eleni
Christopher
Ember (haven't seen this one before but I really like names that have to do with fire)
Vivienne
Luke Beckett
Cameron (for a boy only)

lolwut:
Scarlet Nightshade (6), Anastasia Midnight (2), Jack Levithan (1) - sounds like Twilight characters or something...
Adriele Apple - ...apple? really?
Jimmy The Revenge Part Three - wow, nice way to treat your child like a joke instead of a human being. he will sure love having to go through the annoyance of getting his name legally changed once he realizes that "Jimmy The Revenge Part Three" is not going to look good on his law school application

[starskye.livejournal.com]

Jimmy The Revenge Part Three. Fail.

[pinkysmith.livejournal.com]

there are a few true gems in here:

Athena Eleni
Lily Marie
Audrey
Haley June Marie
Emmalee Anne
Thomas Henry
Emma Reese
Savannah
Piper Elise
Vivienne Kapohuolahaina
Julia Rose
Ella Grace

[my-little-voice.livejournal.com]

Lily
Audrey
Haley
Thomas Henry, Emma Reese
Savannah
Piper Elise (baby)
Aurora Cadence
Scarlet
Vivienne
Amelia Margaret, John Thomas
Julia )
Lydia
Mia, Olivia
Everett
Emma Grace
Ella Grace

[skittles22088.livejournal.com]

I like:
Audrey
Alexander
Ember
Emmalee
Henry
Emma
Savannah
Piper
Anastasia
Jack
Alaric
Oliver
Vivienne
Wesley
Lincoln
Gabriel
Olivia
Luke
Cyrus
Colton
Lucy

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

You know, I actually really like the way Darr'vonna sounds--but that spelling is atrocious. What's wrong with just spelling it Darvonna? All this apostrophe usage is very Klingon-esque.

[lilfaeriegirl.livejournal.com]

Mia Kay reminds me of Mary Kay