Newspaper names

[istytehcrawk.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty lengthy list, so I put it back here.

Girls
Jeryl
Kadyn Nicole
Wilna Joyce
Ollie RuthAngel
Kucha
Irene Iona
Cheryl Meryl
Arrilda
Dwilla Mae
Lotus
Tommi Revel
Abbaney Belle
Khloi Rai
Hadley Anne
Valinda
Marlie Marie
Lumanda
Tinna
Floy
Krystalle
Kaiya Faye
Brylie Nicole
Chuleekom
Honor Michelle
Floreda
Kynli
Keeandra
Coyla
Anjelica "Jeli"
LeVona
Lurilla
Enricha
Faye Belle (Fable? Good grief?)
Ulinda
Nevada
Mary Scott
Dorlisa
Syleste
Kitzi Sue
Arinda Anise
Kitsie
Fonda
Trystian
Keirstyn
Aricka
Brayla Rallen
Alwine
Karel
Gasena (b. 1880s)
Venita
Jaida Brooke
Bombi
Domencia
Taraca Lane
Chesna (prn. Shayna)
Javene
Dedra
Izzabell Lynee
Jeannen
Kelda
Taya LeeAnn
Glodeen
Trynity
Christel
Sydnei
Aleaha Marie
Mazalin Angel-Marie
Dusttie
Atlanta Sky
Tiffiane
Ravon
Kodie Johnelle
Victorie
Iris Elliott
Cleone
Almyra
ChriShylia
Tyonia
Phillippine
Dell Day Frances

Boys
Ottomar Muret
Richetti James
Ethan NeDross
Jock (prn. Jacque)
Garlon
Tomi (70 y.o.)
Kemp
Aaron Ahrens
Clair
William Youell
Kolby Wilmer
Easton Levi-Gene (Levi Jeans?)
Jayse Michael
Ryan Hollace
Achilles Steel
Aarion Prosper Felicion
Doniven Durell
Bennitis
Braylin Matthew
Otha
Shabastian Mykole Lee
Guerino
Corrado
Hearld Loyed
Silvignus
Ocla
Fieldor
Zealey Rodney
Alexzander Callen
Ty Alexxander

Unknown
Jeran
Emorald
Durlin
Fes
Jameci
Rodma
Macallan

Sibsets
-Halli and Clair
-Leroy, Willard, Elma (m), Berlie (m - Burly?), and Wanda
-Ellen, Wayne, Agnes, Wilma, Lora, Iris, and Jeanette
-Kade Eben Walker (m) and Joplin June Page
-DellaKay, Jeanmarie, and Carolee (all combo names)
-Wil(bur?) Bilbruck and wife Elaine; his brother, Bill (William) Bilbruck and his wife, Linda (Elaine's sister)
-Daniel Primo, Ida, Mabel, Ezio (m), and Asio (m) - born 1910's/20's
-Natoshia, Makiha, and Auston
-Harvey and Dewey
-Lyndsi, Mekensi, Mason, and Amelia
-Kohltynn (m? f?) and Karly
-Brittani, Dakota, and Kane
-Samuel, Simon, and Shey (m? f?)

Families
-Tyson, Britten, and Kolson (cousins, all male)

Father: Edker Wayne
Mother: Bertha Jewel
Children: Edna and Derald Wayne

Father: William "Sam"
Mother: Vicki
Children: Trayton and Katherine

Comments

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

Aarion Prosper - i'm thinking white power. wow.
Joplin June Page - like Janis Joplin, June Carter and Jimmy Page? (my favorite names for twin boys in high school were Dylan and Lennon)

What's with Kitzi? Is that from something?

I think Atlanta Sky and Nevada are nice. I'm surprised. (although Montanna Sky would be the best)

[skittles22088.livejournal.com]

I like:
Meryl
Kaiya
Ellen
Agnes
Lora
Walker

[starskye.livejournal.com]

WTF:
Ollie RuthAngel
Kucha
Chuleekom
ChriShylia
Ottomar Muret
Kohltynn
Silvignus
Bennitis- sounds like a disease

JUST PLAIN WRONG:
Achilles Steel
Aarion Prosper
Bombi
Cheryl Meryl

WORST SPELLINGS EVAAAAR:
Khloi Rai
Syleste
Alexzander
Alexxander
Izzabell Lynee

I see one name I like, Iona.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Keeandra seems like too many vowels, but I did go to college with a Kiandra. She went by the nickname Kia (just like the car!)

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Also surprised to see both Kitzi and Kitsie on the list...what are the odds that 2 different families come up with different spellings of the same creative name? Unless this is a legit name, in which case I stand corrected.

[istytehcrawk.livejournal.com]

I was surprised at that, too, especially because I encountered the two names on the same day!

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

Jeryl and Cheryl Meryl should be sisters.
Floreda - The only thing worse than naming a child after a state is naming a child after a misspelled state.
Anjelica "Jeli" - I don't think you're ready for this jeli.
Enricha - lol
Ulinda - No, me Linda. You Tarzan.
Fonda - Which Fonda is she named after? Jane, Peter, Henry...?
Bombi - It's like Bambi, but violent!
Chesna (prn. Shayna) - Really. Okay, I'll name a child Gnfdiwo and pronounce it Stacey.
Glodeen - It's like the fish Pokemon, Goldeen!
ChriShylia - wut.
Dell Day Frances - As in Dell computers? Ugh.
Jock (prn. Jacque) - Setting up your child's high school stereotype early. He should have a sister named Cheerleader.
Kemp - It's like a combination of kelp and hemp.
Achilles Steel - This is just too epic. Not in a good way.
Bennitis - Sounds like a disease you get from someone named Ben.
Lyndsi, Mekensi, Mason, and Amelia - Mason and Amelia lucked out. Amelia is probably my least favorite name ever, but at least it's spelled correctly.

[istytehcrawk.livejournal.com]

In Dell's parents' defense, she was in her 80s. :)

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

I had to peek at your userinfo to see where you are from, because I'm totally dumbfounded by this list.. weirdest bunch of names ever! I'm speechless. What are they putting in the water over there??

I like:
Irene
Iona
Faye
Dusttie - spelling is terrible, but I like Dusty


Jeryl - i loled : /
Ollie RuthAngel - daughter of Criss Angel?
Glodeen - like the Pokemon?
Bennitis - sounds like the name of a joint disease
Halli and Clair - they really really dislike the letter E?

[spaceandclouds.livejournal.com]

I like:
Mae
Faye
Nevada (guilty pleasure-ish)
Sky
Elliott
Frances

Mason
Simon