What a name, lol.

[serdyuchkafan.livejournal.com]

I had to share this with you all. (Warning, my storytelling sucks, lol.)

My mom called me from her work to share this little story with me. She works as a sales associate, at Walmart, and there was a lady calling for her son. She was yelling "Hey P! P! Where are you?" (Not so bad, yet..) When he didn't answer, she resorted to calling his full name... "Plutonium! Where are you?!"

No, you didn't read that wrong, and no, I'm sorry to say I'm not making this up. His name, was Plutonium.

Oi.

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[kilobites.livejournal.com]

Well at this point I should probably just name my kid Cadmium or Helium, because really...

[ladyincendiary.livejournal.com]

As long as I get Boron, we're all good.


I guess I just don't get it.
How, in anybody's mind, could that be a good idea?

[serdyuchkafan.livejournal.com]

LOL. I have no idea! She told me this, and I was like "Please, tell me you're kidding!"

[ladyincendiary.livejournal.com]

I bet you anything his brother's name is Uranium.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

I was just about to say that!

[serdyuchkafan.livejournal.com]

LOL! I wouldn't be surprised if so!

[zodiacstargazer.livejournal.com]

...did the kid have three little girls with him named Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? :P

[prlsb4swiine.livejournal.com]

0_o lmfao

[zodiacstargazer.livejournal.com]

seriously, Powerpuff Girls was exactly what I thought of first. XD

[azelmaroark.livejournal.com]

......

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.

No fair, Cadmium is MY favorite element.

[snailrevolution.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. That is awesome in a horrible way. He could have a sister Ruth, short of Ruthenium, or Vanadium (it sounds unisex to me :p).

[serdyuchkafan.livejournal.com]

Yeah! lol.

[zorianna.livejournal.com]

Haha Makes me think this is what Stewie Griffin would name his kid if he had one!

[adamantplatypus.livejournal.com]

He'd have one. Lots of illegitimate ones he didn't know about. :P

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the Disney movie Zenon...wasn't her middle name Radon?

I am so naming my son Tungsten.

[kilobites.livejournal.com]

Now I kind of feel like posting a poll asking people what element they would name their kid after if they absolutely HAD to choose one.

I think I'd go with Zinc.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

DOOOOO IT!

[kilobites.livejournal.com]

Okay, I gave in and did it. Haha.