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[casualflex.livejournal.com]

I work with a database of children's names. Some of them are just cruel.

For example;

- Kree-A-Shun (boy)
- Archangel (boy)
- Joezzeff (like Joseph?)
- Senyoureeta (I wish I was kidding)
- Jewelleyuh (like julia?)
- Muhlyssuh

I'm all for creative spelling but I really just think that creative has been replaced with a complete inability to spell.

Comments

[fangirlism]

Poor, poor kids.

[heure-actuelle.livejournal.com]

i just lol'd irl for a long time at kree-a-shun

[schexyschteve.livejournal.com]

THERE SHOULD BE LAWS.

I know I'm always saying that in posts like these, but HONESTLY. Come on now!

[lilacmermaid.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[sophie-louise89.livejournal.com]

Thirded

[indicinderelly.livejournal.com]

Fourth-a-did.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

Fifthed.

[krysteener.livejournal.com]

Oh my dear sweet jesus.

[levis-jules.livejournal.com]

Is the last one Melissa? And those can not be for real. That is just crap :( I would so change my name. I could not let my children date people with those names let alone imagine marrying one of them!!!!

[indicinderelly.livejournal.com]

Creative =/= kre8tive. Imagine explaining that to your Professors, Deans or potential employers all your life. I can imagine many people will LOL and disbelieve those are in fact these kids' real names :(

[indicinderelly.livejournal.com]

By the way: Senyoureeta looks like "Seen your Eeta" like a dirty phrase or stupid question D: D: D:

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Maybe they learned to read via "Hooked On Phonics"...

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

That's just sad.

Senyoureeta made me lol, though.

[duckduckcaboose.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY NOBODY CAN JUST SPELL MY NAME M-E-L-I-S-S-A! Who named their kid that? I'll kill them! >_

[littlehounddog.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

I used to joke around and spell my bf's name "Uh-Man-Duh". I imagine I'll see that spelling for real some day.