A fun game.

[fangirlism]

So Behind the Name has a random name generator (what baby name site doesn't?), but it's got, aside from the typical one, some funny ones on the side. (Rapper names, Witch names, Hillbilly names, etc.) The one that had me lol'ing was the "Kreatyve" name generator:

Boys:
Theeodoar Jaymz (Theodore James, which, under normal spellings I actually like)
Lookus Miekyll (Lucas Michael)
Trizt'n Aalekzander (Tristan Alexander, another one I love when spelled normal)
Jaykawb Mawrkuss (Jacob Marcus)
Jayddyn Phransis (Jaden Francis, love Jaden hate Francis)
Wyleeum Ke'shaunn (William Keyshawn)
Vyncynte Danyell (Vincent Daniel, totally cute as is)
Aydenn Mathyou (Aidan Matthew, love love LOVE spelled right)
Awrthyr Krystahffer (Arthur Christopher, dislike Arthur, love Christopher)
Jawshoea Charulz (Joshua Charles)

Girls:
Margahrette Lahteeffa (Margaret Latifah, which is ugh... love Margaret, hate Latifah - reminds me of Queen Latifah)
Mackaelah Chrysteena (Makayla Christina, love it but could never use it)
Beeatriks Cimburleigh (Beatrix Kimberley)
Joodythe Elooeez (Judith Eloise, actually LOVE IT. It's one of those timeless names)
Krystalle Lahtoyaah (Krystal/Crystal Latoya)
Tifunee Lynndzee (Tiffany Lindsey/Lindsay)
Steffunnie Cathyryne (Stephanie Catherine, kinda like it)
Caiytlynn Klowee (Caitlin/Kaitlin Chloe)
Chellzee Angyleenah (Chelsea Angelina)
Dieannah Madysyn (Diana Madison, it's alright)

Comments

[krosp.livejournal.com]

I'm glad this is from a random name generator and not real names.

Mathyou made me laugh lol

[fangirlism]

Yeah me too lol.

That was one of my favorites. Trizt'n is lulzy too. Oh and Charulz.

[twitchywoman.livejournal.com]

They sure love names that have Rhonda in the name. I got Sharhonda and Larhonda in various forms for the kreatyve names.
I was hoping the witch names would actually be "witch-like" and not like the stereotypical Halloween witch.

[fangirlism]

I was disappointed in those, the Hillbilly names, and the Fairy names. The rapper generator was lolarious, and the Wrestler one was alright.

Oh the Transformer one: for all your Transformers Mary Sue naming needs!

[aquilinum.livejournal.com]

Wait — they list Makayla as the non-kreatyve spelling?

[fangirlism]

That was an assumption on my part. I wasn't sure if the actual spelling was Makayla or not... I've only ever met one in my life, and I was a kid and couldn't remember the spelling.

[laminy.livejournal.com]

Jaykawb is awesome, pretty much. That is awful.

[aqualectra.livejournal.com]

im loving the fairy one! lol. Sparklemoon Jellybreeze! i am so using that! LOL.

[mrandmrschippy.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, this is so moronic. Help for parents who are so dumb kreatyve they can't even invent their own bad spelling.

[arbus.livejournal.com]

i suspect some people are using this "game" to come up with new ways to be kree8yv with the names theyre using on real live children. :(