Worst Celebrity Baby Names:

[gentlebutterfly.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry if this has been posted already, but I did a search and didn't see it. I came across an article on iVillage that lists the worst names that celebrities have used:
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/23631411/?pg=2&#TDY_Names_Bad>1=43001

ETA: It gets worse, I clicked through the rest of the article and it also lists diseases, food, etc that people have actually named their children according to the census reports.

Comments

[laminy.livejournal.com]

I completely and utterly disagree with three of them. Knox Leon, Sunday Rose and Apple. I like those names.

Yes, the other ones are fairly awful.

[adamantplatypus.livejournal.com]

Why am I always surprised when Frank Zappa doesn't make these lists?

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

some of them are embarrassing at all. ones that didn't make the list, but probably should have:

banjo patrick - son of rachel griffiths
george I, II, III etc - sons of george forman
jermajesty - son of jermaine jackson
moon unit, diva muffin & dweezil - children of frank zappa
peaches & pixie - daughters of bob geldof
speck wildhorse - son of john mellencamp
tu morrow - daughter of rob morrow

[aqualectra.livejournal.com]

i quite like Banjo, but then im Australian, and i don't think i would use it. lol.

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think liking it is one thing and actually using it is another. i feel bad for the boy!

[aqualectra.livejournal.com]

why doesn't Shiloh make the list.. does no one notice spoonerisms anymore!

Shiloh Pitt

lol

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

i think apple is kind of a ridiculous name, but i guess i've gotten used to it. i think the WORST part about her name is the fact that her full one is apple martin. apple martini...??

[aqualectra.livejournal.com]

poor Shiloh though.. (P)iloh (Sh)itt? It makes me weep, and shes such a pretty little thing!

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

lol. i never even noticed that. haha

[aqualectra.livejournal.com]

not everyone does, i have a friend obsessed with spoonerisms and she looks for them, so now i see them too!

[lindiohead.livejournal.com]

Maya Buttreaks is the worst!!! omg