Last Name Game

[solagirl.livejournal.com]

I had to do research about clergy people at my job, and I came across some really unfortunate last names:

Rev. Gross               Rev. Luster
Rev. Leech               Rev. Petty
Rev. Crook               Rev. Rich
Rev. Dix                    Rev. Threat
Rev. Graves             Rev. Smuts

And some "good" ones:

Rev. Church            Rev. Rainbow
Rev. Chapel            Rev. Sing
Rev. Christensen   Rev. Hope
Fr. Father                 Rev. Goodman
Fr. Good

So, who do you know that has an unfortunate name for their profession? Or fitting? Also, would you avoid someone because they had a "bad" last name? Like Dr. Pain, Captain Sink or Professor Dumbaz?

Comments

[liselaime.livejournal.com]

My mom's gynecologists when she was pregnant with me:

Dr. Payne
Dr. Ailing

[wistfuljen.livejournal.com]

I know someone who had a gyno named Dr. Finger. My sister also had a gyno named Dr. Ho.

[farting-nora.livejournal.com]

I used to pass a billboard every day for a lawyer named Will Steele.

[samaside.livejournal.com]

My audiologist's name is Dr. Wax.

Also, I had a youth minister when I was a kid named Weed.

[ollivander.livejournal.com]

Dr. Colon. (he's a dentist.)

[decembermalice.livejournal.com]

Dr Hymen. Gynecologist.

[decembermalice.livejournal.com]

Really! He delivered me when I was born!

[alexandria-skye.livejournal.com]

my uncle, a urologist, is dr. finger. i think the gynocologist with this name wins that awkward contest though...

[blue-suspenders.livejournal.com]

I know a chiropractor called Dr. Payne.

[whyhalothere.livejournal.com]

It would be awsome if your last name was Rainbow and you were gay.

[twitchywoman.livejournal.com]

I had a doctor as a baby who misdiagnosed me and would not listen to my mom when she told him there was something wrong named Dr. Klontz (or something like that) and we all called him Dr. Klutz... probably not very relavent, but hey it's the only thing I can think of right now. Although Klutz is pretty tame, considering I ended up needing emergency surgery...

There is a Dr. Love at the clinic I go to, but my parents don't really like him.

There's a proctologist where my sister goes to school named Dr. Aas. Where I went to school there was a Dr. P. Burke (although the P is not for Preston, like on Grey's Anatomy).

[mountain-nest.livejournal.com]

My dentist growing up was Dr. White! I always wondered if it was for real or if he changed it when he decided to go to dental school.

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

I knew a couple of guys whose last name was Leach. I also knew a guy whose last name was Bully. Some of my ancestors' last names were Gayer, and Hussey.

I wouldn't avoid someone with an unfortunate last name. It's not really their fault, is it?

[nothingbuthp.livejournal.com]

I went to a dermatologist named Dr. Hurt.

[florallove.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO BE REV. RAINBOW.
maybe not a Reverend, but that is an awesome last name. RAINBOW. oh, I love it.

[duckduckcaboose.livejournal.com]

My ob/gyn's last name is Peacock... which, I dunno, I think it's funny that she works with women...

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

I know an orthodontist named Dr. Knuckles.

[soulsplinter8.livejournal.com]

My orthodontist's name was Dr. Opin. ;o)

[designingdreams.livejournal.com]

What's bad about Rev. Rich? Rich is my surname and I love it... especially because with my first and middle initials, I am B.E. Rich!

I had a friend in high school named "Willie Recht" (pronounced Will Erect) HAH.

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

oh man. why didn't he just go by will??

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

i knew of a really mean math teacher named mrs. fleshdragger

Bad Names for Professions

[crossingthesea.livejournal.com]

Had a dentist named Dr. Needleman.

[bobinwales.livejournal.com]

One of the Drs at my sergery is Dr Payne, and the last opticions I went to was Dr Glasson. Which made me laugh. A lot.