Oh..dear God. o_o

[lavandersparkle.livejournal.com]

These names, I warn you they'll make yours eyes bleed with it's kr8tyvytie. They're horrible names to begin with too. There was a huge funeral at our church today right? And yesterday, I found out what some of the dead guys granddaughters' names are. So now I'll just spill it out with the names

Baeylea and Cortnii.

I'm not kidding. I'd like to be. But I'm not and yes I think it should be considered child abuse. D;

Comments

[arbus.livejournal.com]

oh dear god. somebody shoot me. or these children. put them out of their misery. jesus.

i bet theyre counting down the minutes until they turn 18 when they can change their names to bailey and courtney and punch their illiterate parents in the schnoz.

oh those poor girls.

[jupitertear.livejournal.com]

Oh that's just HORRID!

What's really sad is somewhere, at some point in time, the happy couple introduced those two beautiful children into the world and just exploded with pride in their wonderful choice of a name.

"What's her name?"
"Cortnii"
"Courtney, oh, that's a beautiful name!"
*delusion continues!*

afshiafgeshahufghuadfgs

[krosp.livejournal.com]

I don't think so - I think that she would've introduced them for the first time as "Courtney - spelled C-O-R-T-N-I-I." Wouldn't let a chance go by to emphasise the uniqueness I'm sure.

[blue-suspenders.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

[perfectcherry.livejournal.com]

Oh, God! "Baeylea" is so awful that it took me a moment to read it like "Bailey." I kept reading it as "Ba-ay-lee-ah."

[todaydream.livejournal.com]

I kept reading it as "Ba-ay-lee-ah."

So did I! :(

[krosp.livejournal.com]

I know! As bad as it would be either way, having both the e and y are terrible... it could have looked a lot less mangled as Baylea or Baelea (although, the latter is a little confusing)

[arbus.livejournal.com]

me too. gross gross gross.

[schexyschteve.livejournal.com]

Ugh. THERE SHOULD BE LAWS.