The What the *&^*&^$! Names of the Week!

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

This is a huge post, sorry:) This week was a gold mine the world of "Holy Crap!" names. The first section is a random assortment of names I came across. I got curious and dug a little deeper so the second section is a collection of different families. I have included middle names when known. Enjoy!

Raequntasha Remia
Javaruse
Lafashia Tyneka Ann
Elondria
Takedra Charamin
Tabria Tashun
Teaira Lasha
Puron Leon
Quen Draylon Delunta
Passion (last name is a color...not red, though)
Te Amber Lysha
Tovia
Larome Lanode
Tanjeneka DeQusha
Taravia Champayne
Linzy Nicole
Raydrick Deshawn
Shnoriah Vernette
Gavariae Quintel (Ja-Vare-ee-AY)
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Parents
Demarus, Tacoshia, Wodrick

Kids
Debrodrerick
Shakedria
Deumber
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Parents

Shuwana Anquenette, Windell, Preston

Quenshalia Monecia
Jaleesa Rochelle
Wendale
Shawana
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Parents

Loretta Lynn, Gary

Kids

Giante Lahkell
Gianuna
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Parents

Catina, Joseph

Kids

Keyyanna Nicole
Ariel
Gregory
Marquin
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Parents

Shaneque, Jeffery

Kids

Cameron
Dericka
Jazmine Chontae
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Parent

Archea

Kids

Taravia Champayne
Aaron
Aaronick
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Parents

Leslie, Tyrone

Kids

Tyriesha
Christopher
Tyrone Trevancio
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Parent

Anissa

Kids

Abria
Dawuan
Trevonta Davonne
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Parents

Tywana Lashun, Andre

Kids

Aundre LiJames (James is an uncle)
Vondre
Jyquan
Brandon
Nicholas
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Parents

Jamie, George

Kids

Gevariae Quintel
Javian

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Parents

Lisa, Craig

Kids

Keion Dalentea
Laquitha Lannette
Shequitha

Laquitha and Shequitha are twins
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Parents

Rene, Shardale

Kids

Darius
Jarrod
Chardale
Akasia
Qur-An

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Adult/Parent Family Members

Junita, Joanna, Georgia Louise, Mary Ellen, Roy, Deshaniga,


Children of the above

Elizasa
Taeshania
Eureka (last name is a noun...and he's in his 40s now)
Exavier
Kennedy

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Parents

Stanley, Precious Serena

Kids

Tabria Tashun
Chasity
Deonte Ulyesse Deshun
Leandra Lashun 

Comments

[adamantplatypus.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


*deep breath*


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!

[http://users.livejournal.com/__recidivist/]

Qur-An? For real? Awesome.

Also, do some of these kids have three parents, or did you accidently leave in commas when inverting names?

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

There is a collection of parents because I'm not sure who fathered who. The extra parent will be a second husband, boyfriend, etc... Our records only indicate the relationship to one child, so the stepfather may have fathered some of the siblings.

[tryyingtoevolve.livejournal.com]

Wow, some of these sib-sets are just RANDOM.

1)
Tywana Lashun, Andre

Kids

Aundre LiJames (James is an uncle)
Vondre
Jyquan
Brandon
Nicholas

Brandon and Nicholas as siblings to Jyquan and Aundre? Yeah. Because that's not weird.


2)
Archea

Kids

Taravia Champayne
Aaron
Aaronick

Aaron got lucky, but Aaronick couldn't even get his OWN NAME??


3) Parents

Catina, Joseph

Kids

Keyyanna Nicole
Ariel
Gregory
Marquin

Huh??? How do you get Ariel and Gregory along with Keyyanna and Marquin???!!!!


Some of the names are bad enough as it is, but if I was Little Marquin and my brother got the name Gregory, I would be effing pissed.

[schexyschteve.livejournal.com]

NO. NO NO NO. YOU CANNOT JUST PUT LETTERS TOGETHER AND THINK IT'S A NAME!

I don't know how many times I need to say this, but goodness.

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

Hey, thats a good idea for a game - lets make up some names!

[lindiohead.livejournal.com]

My husband and I have done this before! We said we should name our son B-o-o-b-y and make sure people know it's Pronounced BOBBY.

[sifukatara.livejournal.com]

I like Ariel, Linzy Nicole and Abria.

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

I like ariel and abria, too.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

=(

That's all I can say. I thought names like these only existed on TV.

How do you know these people?

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

Um...I'm a probation officer...

[juniorfan29.livejournal.com]

I feel horrible for thinking this, but I can't help but think that...

1) You live/work in some serious inner-city ghetto

or

2) You work for Maury Povich and his baby daddy shows.

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

We've got "normal" named clients, too. They just aren't as much fun:)

[twitchywoman.livejournal.com]

sounds like some of my mom's students. She works with poor kids who have parents who are recovering from an addiction.

[murderprotocol.livejournal.com]

Wow. They're some bad names.

The only passable names (for me) are Christopher, Nicole, Jarrod, Cameron, Mary, Jamie, Amber, Nicolas, Brandon and Catina. I kind of like Linzy, but I think if I were going to be that creative, I'd go with Linzi, which I've seen before.

[morgainlefee.livejournal.com]

Oy vey....

That's really all I can say.

[arbus.livejournal.com]

deumber. thats nice. just name him dumber, would ya?

[herpickleness.livejournal.com]

ack!