Omar and Olivia are the only names I like... Orane is like an orange minus the g. Although since his dad's a rapper, he's probably plenty g. Onesham reminds me that I need to wash my sheets. Omeka makes me think of Olmec. Oneifa makes me think of Oneida, my mom's favorite silverware. Elepus leads me to believe that Elephant Man married Catwoman. The Eli's are okay, but if you have to number your children, you have George Foreman complex.
I hope when Elipus grows up, he follows in Dad's footsteps and becomes an international rap phenomenon known as Elipus Rex. Furthermore, I hope he has a hit called, "I Fucked That Bitch (Now I'm Blind)."
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:26 am (UTC)I kind of like Oneifa, but I would not use it.
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:35 am (UTC)Olivia is okay.
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Date: 2008-04-30 05:18 am (UTC)Orane is like an orange minus the g. Although since his dad's a rapper, he's probably plenty g.
Onesham reminds me that I need to wash my sheets.
Omeka makes me think of Olmec.
Oneifa makes me think of Oneida, my mom's favorite silverware.
Elepus leads me to believe that Elephant Man married Catwoman.
The Eli's are okay, but if you have to number your children, you have George Foreman complex.
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Date: 2008-04-30 07:29 am (UTC)Who the hell is Elephant Man anyway!?
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Date: 2008-04-30 10:53 am (UTC)"Hey kid, you're daddy's number one... and you're...number two...."
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Date: 2008-04-30 01:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-30 04:44 pm (UTC)hahahahaha....haha
Man, that sort of made my day. :)
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Date: 2008-05-01 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-30 02:24 pm (UTC)olivia is nice. she is so obviously the black sheep of the family, being the only one with a normal name.
orane made my head immediately say orangutan
onesham makes me think of bed sheets
wait so eli one is a boy and eli two is a girl? what do they call them? by their numbers?
who the hell is this guy? and whos the mother that allowed this?
YUCK.
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Date: 2008-04-30 08:51 pm (UTC)"Eli One" and "Eli Two." Those poor kids...especially the female Eli. Omar and Olivia got off easy!
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Date: 2008-04-30 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-01 01:14 am (UTC)no one kill me for this, but i do like orane!