Uhmm...

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

 

Uhmmm...

I have never posted anyone's last name before, but given that this name came off a wanted poster, I really don't see the harm....

Pearl Belcher

and he's a he.

Now, it probably wouldn't bother me if I liked the name Pearl more...I'm not really picky when it comes to gender if I love the name (hence Jayne on a boy and Joshua on a girl, sue me; certain names swing both ways for me....Joseph is not one of them, but hey, whatever), but all I can think of with this name is someone who belches up pearls! 

Comments

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

hhahahaha that's exactly what I first thought of too! :D

Any chance that's a..uhm..stage name or something? Maybe he's magician and really does belch up pearls :D

[xpaniic.livejournal.com]

Lol, that's what I thought of too.

[shortbutfast.livejournal.com]

lolz! it's almost like they wanted to make up for the horrible last name with something ~*pretty*~. hilarious, especially in context.

[dustkitty.livejournal.com]

I think, with a last name like that, you're pretty screwed name-wise no matter what. But to pick a word-name, and one usually reserved for the opposite gender at that, is just cruel. No wonder the guy was on a wanted poster.