Birth Announcements

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have to point out which of these is the most absurd. You'll see.

Owen Andrew (sisters: Avery, Erynn)
Emily (brother: Evan)
Sophia Maria (siblings: Giancarlo, Giulia)
Emma Grace (sister: Caydance)
Logan Michael
Dovid Eliyahu (siblings: Avi, Elana, Chana, Leah, Shomo)
Eric Bradley (siblings: Will, Emma)
Calvin Richard (sister: Lauren Nicole)
Leila
Rylie Elaine (sister: Brianna)
Lauren Paige (brother: Rhys)
Benjamin Mathew (siblings: Alexander, Maxwell, Julia)
Zoey Madison (sisters: Alyssa, Emma)
Isabella Giuseppina
Jorey James and Rorry Andrew
Lexie Ann
Keira Annelie (brothers: Wade, Tyler)
Christo (Christian) - Not sure if his real name is Christo or Christian, here
James Mitchell

Yes, folks. Jorey and Rorry.

Comments

[rotf-lmao.livejournal.com]

I kinda like both of those names, but.....holy hell. Together? Not..so much.

[florallove.livejournal.com]

Dovid and Shomo? I don't understand.

Jorey and Rorry. haha.

[pythianlegume7.livejournal.com]

Jewish names. Pretty sure Shomo is supposed to be Shlomo but maybe Shomo is a name too and I just didnt know.

[decembermalice.livejournal.com]

I thought it was supposed to be Shlomo too. They are very Jewish names! I'm going to guess that the parents are quite religious!

Jewish Names

[crossingthesea.livejournal.com]

No doubt very religious, or just a certain kind of religious.

Has to be Shlomo. No way around it.

Re: Jewish Names

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

I just checked - I typed it up wrong, it was indeed Shlomo.

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Isabella Giuseppina makes me want to throw up so bad... Why, why, why, WHY do people with even the slightest hint of italian heritage feel compelled to give their poor babies "italian" names???

Yes, the names they pick are italian, but not just that, they're southern, strictly, and would sound seriously ridiculous to most italian folks today!!

It's like if someone wanted to cherish their USA roots by calling their kid Betty Lou or Molly Jo...

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Um, these people all have Italian heritage, actually. My city's overflowing with Italians. Usually they're named after grandparents or something, so... :-\

[nearlyalegume.livejournal.com]

Yeah - my grandfather is Giuseppe. My mother anglicized it for my brother - Joseph - but as it's his middle name, there would have been nothing wrong with keeping Giuseppe.

Was the surname Italian?

[aquilinum.livejournal.com]

I actually find Caydance the worst, by a mile.

[decembermalice.livejournal.com]

It's not even Cadence anymore, it would be like Kay Dance!

I also know a baby Kadince. :(

[shortbutfast.livejournal.com]

hah, i think it could be a lot worse.

i like [and i will take them apart, as usual - don't care much for the middle name concept...]

Andrew
Emily
Emma
Leila but prefer it spelled layla
Maxwell
Zoey
Isabella but prefer isabelle
Lexie... is cute for a child but an adult? hmmm
Keira Annelie
James

[scouty.livejournal.com]

Dovid Eliyahu (siblings: Avi, Elana, Chana, Leah, Shomo)

dovid ?
chana ?
shomo ?


the worst : Eliyahu O.o

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

They're Hebrew names.

[scouty.livejournal.com]

oh really

than I´m sorry

but I couldnt find shomo and chana

[devofriends.livejournal.com]

Shomo is a typo. Try looking up Shlomo. :-) And Chana's got a bunch of alternate spellings...did you try Channah? Whatever, it's basically the Hebrew version of Hannah.

And Eliyahu is awesome, in my opinion anyway...in English it's Elijah.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

I like:
Andrew
Avery
Logan
Bradley
Will
Elaine
Paige
Alyssa
Christian

[djador.livejournal.com]

I also like Jory and Rory, but not spelled Jorey and Rorry and certainly not together.

I think Benjamin, Alexander, Maxwell and Julia's parents did a great job. =]

[stellarichards6.livejournal.com]

emma grace is my #1 name actually, regardless of its popularity.

i'm not digging her sister though. dance cay, dance!

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but I actually like Rylie Elaine. Interesting.

Christo has been on my list for a while, when I was about 14. I still sort of like it.

Logan Michael is so pretty.

[blue-suspenders.livejournal.com]

Erynn?
Is that like Erin?

[bobinwales.livejournal.com]

I like:
Owen
Erynn - although without the extra n
Eric
Rhys
Benjamin
Alexander
James
Christian