Wacky Celebrity Baby Names

[chucklincanuck.livejournal.com]

Sorry if this has already been posted.

SOME OF THE WACKIEST NAMES...

AUDIO SCIENCE
Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon
Birth date: May 29, 2003

BANJO
Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor
Birth date: November 22, 2003

DENIM
Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis
Birth date: December 2, 2001
Wacky named sibling: Diezel

DIXIE DOT
Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall
Birth Date: April 7, 2003
Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle

FIFI TRIXIBELL
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Birth date: March 31, 1983
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom

GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Birth Date: February 24, 2005
Wacky named sibling: Heaven

JERMAJESTY
Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra
Birth date: 2000

PHINNEUS & HAZEL
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder
Birth Date: November 28, 2004

PILOT INSPEKTOR
Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf
Birth date: September 28, 2003

PIRATE
Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis
Birth date: March 18, 2005

POPPY HONEY
Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver
Birth date: March 18, 2002
Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo

PUMA
Parent: Singer Erykah Badu
Birth date: July 5, 2004
Wacky named sibling: Seven

REBEL
Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan
Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue

REIGN BEAU
Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed
Birth date: September 21, 2000
Wacky named sibling: Freedom

SAFFRON SAHARA
Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh
Birth Date: September 25, 1991
Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine

Oh to be a celebrity! I think they must have an obligation to give their child the craziest name possible.  

EDIT: I dd not create this list myself! It was from a program on VH1 that aired a while ago. I just copied the info here from the VH1 website.

Comments

[krysteener.livejournal.com]

lol "God'iss" yuck!

My absolute fave is Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. Penn Jillette's daughter.

[mamakimi.livejournal.com]

That is my favorite too!

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

I would actually enjoy being named Moxie Crimefighter!

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Birth Date: February 24, 2005
Wacky named sibling: Heaven

Heaven is suddenly realising just how much worse things could be.

REBEL
Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan
Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue

It's like a team of superheroes from some kid's tv series - rebel, Racer, Rocket, and Rogue. Maybe they transform into cars when no one is looking.

PHINNEUS & HAZEL
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder
Birth Date: November 28, 2004

At least they're both names rather than just random nouns picked from a thesaurus.

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

SAFFRON SAHARA
Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh
Birth Date: September 25, 1991
Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine

OMG I missed the siblings on this one the first time round. It's like a range of air freshners or possibly high end perfume.

"And this particular style comes in Amber Rose, Tallulah Pine or if you're feeling particularly adventurous Saffron Sahara for that African feel."

[girlsteve.livejournal.com]

Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Birth date: March 31, 1983
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom

Paula Yates also has a daughter called Heavenly Harnai Tiger-Lily. Her family just call her Tiger, apparently.

[sweatydog.livejournal.com]

Theres nothing wrong with PHINNEUS & HAZEL and POPPY in my mind.

I was trying to remember who named their kid REIGN BEAU, I think its hilarious.

[quite-rosie.livejournal.com]

I like those ones too!

[krysteener.livejournal.com]

lol I think Reign Beau belongs to Ving Rhames.

[omfg----hxc.livejournal.com]

So not only is her name Reign Beau but it's Reign Rhames.

[arbus.livejournal.com]

ive actually really liked banjo ever since i heard rachel griffiths used it as a name. its my guilty pleasure i guess you could say. :)

i like jamie olivers girls names, not the combos, but i like poppy and daisy.

phinneaus and hazel are fine names, extremely old fashioned, but nice. i love the nickname finn for a boy or girl, so i am partial, i guess.

[flightybynature.livejournal.com]

:P I once bought a one eyed horse named Banjo....no lie O_o

[lavandersparkle.livejournal.com]

.___.
Those poor, poor children.

[mrs-slats.livejournal.com]

As if it's not bad enough that they are kids of celebrity. Why mess them up MORE.

[christhiane.livejournal.com]

Phinneus and Hazel aren't so bad.

[chucklincanuck.livejournal.com]

I agree, but I still would never use them!

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

I dunno what it says about me that I don't find Poppy, Saffron, Hazel, Phinnaeus and Denim weird.

You forgot Rob Morrow's daughter, Tu. That's right. Tu Morrow.

[chucklincanuck.livejournal.com]

Saffron is one that really stands out to me as being odd.

Poppy is ok, but Poppy Honey is just horrible.

I'm on the fence with Denim. Oh and according to Wikipedia, it's spelled "Denham." I knew an Indian man with that name.

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure she goes by her mn, Simone. I blame her mother...whose name is Debon Ayer (debonaire)...she goes by Debbie.

[heather80.livejournal.com]

Jermajesty has always been my favourite :).

[xpaniic.livejournal.com]

Mine too. :P

[mimiwrites.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't use it for a kid, maybe a fluffy little dog, but I kinda like Poppy Honey. I love Reign Beau too.

[emtotherescuee.livejournal.com]

This almost physically hurts me. Why in the world would someone name their daughter Fifi Trixibelle? Are they all insane?

[mrs-slats.livejournal.com]

Is it just me or does that sound like a name a porn star would give themselves?

[aballard23.livejournal.com]

Phinneus and Hazel are wacky? o_O

LOL. PUMA! With a sibling named SEVEN! Omg.

[chucklincanuck.livejournal.com]

I should also add that I found Nicolas Cage's son's name (Kal El) to be a bit strange. I also heard that Cage first had a dog with that name! Why would you give your kid the same name as your dog??

[mrs-slats.livejournal.com]

Maybe if the dog's name was Nickie, and you name the kid Nicole- like in "The Darkest Evening of the Year" by Koontz, but the exact same name? WTF?

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

I agree. My pet goldfish's name is Stephanie.

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

Heheheee...my dogs are Sam and Dean Winchester:)

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

Aww, the one in your icon is such a cutie!

[requiem-morrow.livejournal.com]

Thats my baby Dean! He likes pie.

[florallove.livejournal.com]

Tea Leony's boy's name is Kyd. As in kid. Yeah. "Hey, meet my kid, Kyd!"

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's baby (a girl) is named Harlow. that doesn't sound like a boy's name at all! and one of her middle names is WINTER. then there's Kate. what the heck? why Kate amongst Harlow and Winter? I don't understand.

I don't understand why celebrities name their kids ridiculous names. Because Suri Cruise won't get recognized enough because of her parents, she has to have the name Suri to be even more noticeable? ugh.

[xpaniic.livejournal.com]

I acually like Harlow on a girl.

But are Rebel, Racer, Rocket, and Rogue all boys...or not?

[florallove.livejournal.com]

I think it's the Har that reminds me of Harley Davidson, and it just sounds harsh to me.

They are.

[tokyo.livejournal.com]

I love Phinneaus and Hazel. Finn is my favorite nickname. :)

[harangues.livejournal.com]

PIRATE
Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis
Birth date: March 18, 2005

i feel like that kid was probably at least partially an accident and so they were like "ehhh, well we might as well name him something crazy then!!" "yeah sounds good... how about PIRATE! i love pirates!!" "yeeaahh! pirates are totally awesome!!" haha something like that. not saying that he WAS an accident, but ya know.. it makes for a good story, haha.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

Jermajesty is in my little cousin's class at elementary school!

Anyway, I actually kind of like Dixie Dot and Poppy Honey, but as stage names, not given names.

[corielcries.livejournal.com]

I saw that, it re-aired a few weeks ago.

Dixie Dot and Bibi Belle always get me.

[searlait.livejournal.com]

I like Poppy...not so much as Poppy Honey. But I've used that name for a character before. Funny, I chose it because I thought it sounded British, but I have no idea why it strikes me as particularly British?

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

Funny enough, Jamie Oliver just so happens to be a British man! :o

[http://users.livejournal.com/-----citylight/]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Poppy! It was the second option for my little girl.

And TBH I actually really like the name Pirate, but i'd never name my kid that.

[zante.livejournal.com]

I love Seven :)

[lolzabeth.livejournal.com]

Pirate Davis' has a new baby brother called Zepplin.
Poor kids...

[intriguedbyyou.livejournal.com]

I like Phinneus and Hazel.

[loyt.livejournal.com]

You forgot:

COSMA-SHIVA HAGEN

She's the daughter of the German new-wave singer Nina Hagen.. I've always felt sorry for her having Cosma Shiva as her first name.

[serdyuchkafan.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm crazy, but I love the names of Bob Geldof's kids.