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[kandeekiss.livejournal.com]

Worst name(s) you've ever heard? Not because it's popular or overused or trendy, but just because it's a horrible name.

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[cxtxc.livejournal.com]

A boy named Sunstar.

[cxtxc.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I met a Picante once (female). Also, another girl named Symphony.

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

i know of someone through lj who named her daughter symphony. she calls her sym though, which i think is cute.

[lustdumpster.livejournal.com]

my boyfriend's friend's younger sister's name is princess. which is an ew in the first place but she's the type who dresses in all black and she has a really quiet way about her, so princess just seems so off to me. plus people call her prince for short, which is no better imo.

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

I always talk about these, but these are the two worst names I've seen in this community:
Monoxide
De'Love O'Christ

[shortbutfast.livejournal.com]

De'Love O'Christ

omg i'm dying of lolz!

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

Same here!! XDDD

[sarahness.livejournal.com]

Nevaeh.
Crystal (hate it for some reason), or even worse, Krystal.
Destiny.

[after-the-ashes.livejournal.com]

I knew someone with the spelling Krystle... it's from a soap opera apparently...

[bluekoala.livejournal.com]

Gertrude. WORST NAME EVER and its nicknames are even awful--Gert, Gertie, Trudy...man, that sucks.

[jesus--suburbia.livejournal.com]

I named my friend's car Gertrude. It fits the car well, but I hate it for anything that isn't a 1992 Chrystler New York

[cherrysorbet.livejournal.com]

IAWTC!

[aquilinum.livejournal.com]

Funny! I don't mind it. It's just very date-stamped, and... it's past its expiration date, by a lot.

[after-the-ashes.livejournal.com]

I always think of Gertrude and Bertha together. I don't mind Trudy, though... Maybe 'cause of Monk =]

[tryyingtoevolve.livejournal.com]

Princess. Ehrihanah (pronounced Ariana). Desiree. Destiny. James on a girl. Neveah Legna (even worse than Nevaeh;)).

[jesus--suburbia.livejournal.com]

That bullshit Ariana is a nightmare.

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

LOL at legna.

[stellarichards6.livejournal.com]

i seriously need to get out of italy, because i only just now understood that "legna" was "angel" backwards. see, "legnO" is wood in italian, and i was like "why are they feminizing wood in italian for the middle name?"....*facepalm*

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Probably Cannon... or Sailor.

[aquilinum.livejournal.com]

Dude... I was going to say Kannon (which somebody actually posted here at one point). It's like Cannon, but shinier and even worse!

[taillow.livejournal.com]

wow, Sailor is my backup girls name. Like if we had a second daughter or if we had twin girls. It was my number one until my husband finally gave in on my very favorite name, Trixie.

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously you and I have very different taste in names. You would probably hate my favourite names. :P

[taillow.livejournal.com]

I think my taste is very different from a lot of people, really. Then again, all of my favorite boy names keep popping up on here and making me second guess them! I just have very strong associations with names, so I can't use a name if I've ever known someone by that name, basically.

[xpaniic.livejournal.com]

Bullet. Caramel. Any name with Ed in it.

[shortbutfast.livejournal.com]

hippie names like moon unit.
apple.
and wencke.
there are tons of others i can't think of right now.

[scouty.livejournal.com]

TABATHA !

[minga13.livejournal.com]

Precious
Alleluia
Tubby
Brock
Keighjlyb

Yes, Caleb with a silent 'j'

Sigh...

[galacticlovers.livejournal.com]

Keighjlyb

I totally thought you just typed in random letters, until I read "Caleb."
Hahahaaaa. Poor kid.

[krysteener.livejournal.com]

Keighjlyb?

LMAO! That is the most horrible thing I have ever seen. Poor child.

[aquilinum.livejournal.com]

My super sweet coworker Melen still wins for me.

[rowan-belle.livejournal.com]

Boy named Miracle.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Boy named Pleasant for me.

[todaydream.livejournal.com]

Leslian.

I seriously had to read it about four times before I saw that it was a l instead of a b.

[todaydream.livejournal.com]

Oh, I totally forgot about Kip. I just have to laugh when I see someone named Kip, but that's probably because it means 'chicken' in Dutch :P

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

A girl I worked with named her kids Korona and Vuitton.

[ugottafriend.livejournal.com]

Rebellion, nn Rebel

[djador.livejournal.com]

Karma

[krysteener.livejournal.com]

I can't think of the worst but there is a girl in one of my classes named Lovely. sigh.

[rockstargrrrlie.livejournal.com]

SirMaster and UHighness

[songspell.livejournal.com]

Well... I don't know about "bad", but definitely not something I would do:
"Desire Peace"

Not "De-zer-ay", "De-sire" like you "desire" something.

"Peace" is her last name... I don't know about any middle name(s).

[soulsplinter8.livejournal.com]

I once met a girl named Latrina. I think that might take the cake.



But the average American aside, a lot of celebrity baby names are rather horrific. Zowie Bowie (David Bowie's kid) is pretty darn bad. So is Moxie Crimefighter. And Pilot Inspektor. And Speck Wildhorse.

OHHHHHHH, and I almost forgot about Paula Yates' kids: Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. Those win. Hands down.

[taillow.livejournal.com]

Shannon Sossamyn's kid is named Audio Science. All of those celebrity names pretty much fall into my "perfectly normal in my own little dream world" category. They are amazing and awesome, but horribly cruel and unrealistic.

[soulsplinter8.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hear ya.

[after-the-ashes.livejournal.com]

I know a lot of you like Irish names, but I cannot stand the name Seamus...

[anaphylexis.livejournal.com]

Hermajesty...Yourmajesty..Hismajesty (provided the mother hasn't changed her mind on that last one--she was pregnant and that's the name she picked)..Oatmeal Raisin....Crystal Chandelier. And no, I did not make ANY of that up. Yes, they are all real.

[littlebitofme.livejournal.com]

Just thought of one...



Champagne

and another one I just heard tonight

Dandelion

oh and one more...

Gaylord





My boyfriend's real name is Rebel, I love it :) Prejudice of course :P


lol @ & agreeing with:
Destiny
Apple
Pleasant
Miracle
Symphony
Caramel

and are you kidding me? Someone really named their child:
Monoxide
De'Love O'Christ
Picante
Bullet

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