ext_62147 ([identity profile] mahalia-baby.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] babynames2008-01-23 07:44 pm

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I work at Wendy's (omg, don't tease me) and I served a woman with a baby today. In the spirit of being nice and all that, I gushed about how cute she was and asked her name.

Her name? Tequila Sunrise.

It gets worse.

She decided to spell it out for me.

T'Kilah Sunnrize.

Apparently, she went into labour while at a cocktail party and decided it was an appropriate name. :\

WDYT?

[identity profile] comicstar.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
oh dear god. did the baby show signs of foetal alcohol syndrome?

...did the mother?
Edited 2008-01-23 10:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] sarahmarie.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, that poor baby!

[identity profile] sarahmarie.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully she just won't turn into an alcoholic when she gets older though!

[identity profile] peytonlee.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It will be worse if she becomes one as a child. "Hi, my name's T'Kilah Sunnrize and I've been an alcoholic since i was 5"
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[identity profile] surrealkiller.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what I thought...

[identity profile] the-questess.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor kid's doomed to being teased in grade school, AND beyond by people who know the drink and think it's funny. Eventually people might start to think the name is amusing rather than something to tease about... but I think the poor kid is in for a lifetime of name comments.
As for the spelling.... doomed to have her name misspelled for the rest of her life.

[identity profile] satunian.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
eww. 0 class. On mommy's part... poor kid. I hope she changes it.

[identity profile] aballard23.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
:(

[identity profile] shortbutfast.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
lolz. the extra speccchhhual spelling makes it so much worse. i still like that old movie, though. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096244/

[identity profile] princess-natty.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow poor kid. Its bad enough to be tequila sunrise, but to then make such a ghetto-ized spelled version of it?? I think I would rather stick to the proper way of spelling if I had to stay with that name jeezus.. poor lil kid.

[identity profile] 0o-faerie.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah. That's so bad!
Besides, when I see T'Kilah, I want to say Tee-Kai-lah...

[identity profile] spikes-sexkitty.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, reminds me of this comedian i saw once.. and he did substitute teaching PT... and said he said he thought the kids were playing pranks on him, b/c of all the weird ass names.

in one bit, he goes: "ok... now i KNOW this is fake. Escalade?!"
adn in a little girl's voice w/ attitude he goes: "ACTUALLY, it's Es-cuh-LAH-day."

he does another effed up name or two, before he yells: "ALRIGHT, those of y'all whos parents named you after vehicled they'll never afford, right side! normal names in the middle! and the rest of y'all whos parents were effed up on god knows what when they names you, left side!"

lol. "Tuh-KEE-la" or "tee-Kai-la"... it's bad all the way around...

[identity profile] 0o-faerie.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahah! Who knows, maybe that T'Kilah lady will call her next kid Escalade...or Eskyladay....;)

[identity profile] waitingonsunday.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently, she went into labour while at a cocktail party and decided it was an appropriate name.

One sentence can say so much.

[identity profile] waitingonsunday.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahah. Gotta love those awkward customer moments. When people come in with their children, they usually set them up on the counter, and the kid turns and stares at me, so I feel the need to comment on how cute they are, even if they're really, really...uncute. I usually ask their names, too. If it's really bad, all I can usually think of it, "Awww, that's nice." It probably sounds really, really fake.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/chikoli_/ 2008-01-23 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I would just go by Sunnrize.

[identity profile] spikes-sexkitty.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*squuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!* i love your icon!!!!

yeah for buffyness!!!!

dopplegangland was the episode if my obssesive memory serves me right... lol.

but the best willow line in that whole episode was: "It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?!?"

i giggle everytime. :)

[identity profile] tryyingtoevolve.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite is this line (see icon), although that one's fun, too:)

[identity profile] xo-inthered.livejournal.com 2008-01-25 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I'm kinda gay"
LOVELOVELOVE.

[identity profile] sex.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] traezer.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
BARF!

[identity profile] freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if I were the little girl, I'd go by Sunny.

[identity profile] megumi-nagase.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG... that's just horrible -__-

[identity profile] solagirl.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I would say my name was Tia or Sunny.

Maybe she'll join a soro and love her name. She'll be infamous for letting people do shots off her bellybutton at Florida State or something.

[identity profile] cherrysorbet.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I feel sick just looking at that name :/

[identity profile] anaphylexis.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Call Child Protective Services becasue that shit is cruelty to a child.

[identity profile] kitchen-poet.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA. Worst name ever. I thought working with a little girl name "Kahlua" was bad, but T'Kilah Sunnrize takes the cake. (Or takes the tequila?)

[identity profile] turtle-dove-1.livejournal.com 2008-01-25 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
sick.

[identity profile] xo-inthered.livejournal.com 2008-01-25 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uhm.
Oh my.
Just...
ew.