*facepalm*

[kimber-leigh.livejournal.com]

omg!  i just went to my local newspaper's website..  on the front page:

"Babies ring in 2008 with unusual names"

a boy named Just Trouble and twin girls were named Porsche and Audi with an older sister named Lexus... 

http://www.news-journal.com/news/content/news/stories/01012008_babies.html

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[anapology.livejournal.com]

Craig Harrington said he has always liked the name Porsche and wanted to give the name to their first child. Sondra Harrington said she already had picked the middle name Marie and did not like the combination.

"When I said no to Porsche, he looked up and saw a Lexus going by," Sondra Harrington said.

wtf? because Lexus is so much better than Porche? and goes so much better with Marie- the most generic-goes-with-everything middle name ever?
I'm going to name my child Flute, because my husband doesnt like Viola and it was the next thing I saw.

Just is fine, Just Troube is lame and I hope their darling son turns out to be a little shit!

[kimber-leigh.livejournal.com]

lmao!! did you notice the look on the kids face??? it couldn't be more plain if he had "I'M SCREWED" plastered on his forehead!! he is pissed and totally planning revenge!